if you're ever about to be attacked by a linux user you can stop them in their tracks by simply asking them about linux, their nature will force them to explain it to you at length. It's like throwing seeds on the ground so a vampire has to count them all
@snakeboy wait. Vampires do what now?
@slightlyflightyone oh aye, like how the count in sesame street loves counting. It's a thing
@snakeboy okay. o.o
I guess I need to start throwing more handfuls of seeds. This sounds adorable.
@six uh oh, I'm cancelled
@slightlyflightyone sucked some of the fun out of the global lizard conspiracy too, hey ho
@slightlyflightyone this is why the Count von Count on Sesame Street loves to count everything.
@gannet I believed it until I saw your link and an article on the same site says "9 reasons vampires can't exist". I no longer believe this.
@snakeboy "I was thinking about installing Oracle®️ Linux™ on my macbook air, so I can be Enterprise Ready, what do you think?"
@snakeboy Can confirm, this is a fact. Please do not abuse this power. -_-
alternatively, tell them "you can run (any game) on windows, it's easy, but it's NOT POSSIBLE UNDER LINUX"
this may cause them to explode.
@snakeboy can confirm the seeds trick works too
@snakeboy "What's your favorite distro and why?"
@snakeboy I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free compo
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