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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

Iโ€™M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

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Now I'm falling asleep
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit

Herman is getting a rib removed so he can bite his own tail

im listening to famous cool experimental noise outfit called egg anus, who's in?

"who named it the mashed potato??! And what were they smonking!!!!"

I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this

vladamir and estragon standing by the tree for an incomprehesible eternity, waiting for the vengabus to arrive

love 2 have fun and I quote, "gumbo"

pelting from the kitchen shrieking like a terrified cat, metal pans clattering in my wake like machine gun fire

i hate the cupboard with the baking pans in it. it is the loudest and most terrifying place in the world

no i didnt say i was 'on line' i said i was 'in an abandoned mine'. please help.

Being online means casually referring to people you respect and admire as "piss".

me: europe has too many countries in it, it makes my job more difficult and complicated. i wish europe had fewer countries
monkey paw finger: *curls*

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