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i shit my pants down in africa

The Great Vowel Shift? more like the great BOWEL SHIT eh ladies

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

blaming my academic, professional and romantic failures on lag

Now I'm falling asleep
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit

everybody out here talking shit about fairy bread like they never ate a cornflake sandwich

ah dude cmon

they should make savoury gum

the countdown has begun. hurry up.

hanny

the man leading this session has just casually mentioned that his secondary school had its own pack of beagles. i want to die

this is like that bit in poldark where he moves to london and gets sucked into a life of depraved excess while his people starve down a cornish tin mine but if poldark ate pick n mix from a shoe

STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE WAY I THINK ABOUT FOOD

just ate lemon mousse out of an eggshell using a shortbread baton. i feel like i’m living through the last days of empire