enema watson @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

geese are just water wasps

I'll race any horse now. 100 laps around the garden! The horse will win though

buddy, if you aren't jacking off out your window at 6pm every tuesday, well then i guess you just hate the nhs amd #democracy

give me the secrets

blazing a fatty boom batty with harold budd

angel delight

The family of George Floyd have confirmed that this is the only legitimate fundraiser they are operating. not sure which fake ones, if any, may have been going around here earlier but this is it: https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

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pissco has a big ban hanny button that moves around their computer screen of it's own will, constantly tempting them to ban hanny.

im sitting in my underwear trying to work but im distracting myself because im too fit. think of the economy.

Planet of the Mpmleys

it's freitag baby (german for it's friday baby)

I hope a chimp open palm slaps me

clang those nuts like it's sunday morning

guitar is woodwind if you fart in it. trumpet can be percussion. synth? that's a power tool. fuck it up

standing in front of a full length mirror nude, looking at my dick through a pair of binoculars

angel delight discourse is tearing gfsw apart

the thing about angel delight is that it is a crime

starting a nonprofit to turn your freshman year dorm roommate into an eboy