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Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

i shit my pants down in africa

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

Now I'm falling asleep
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit

hmmmMMMMMM

we don’t know why caterpillars do anything

vladamir and estragon standing by the tree for an incomprehesible eternity, waiting for the vengabus to arrive

pelting from the kitchen shrieking like a terrified cat, metal pans clattering in my wake like machine gun fire

i hate the cupboard with the baking pans in it. it is the loudest and most terrifying place in the world

me: europe has too many countries in it, it makes my job more difficult and complicated. i wish europe had fewer countries
monkey paw finger: *curls*

hello to the fuckin fedaverse

more like Father John Fisty. thank’s