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i love thinking to myself "ok now. now i MUST do some work" then regaining consciousness 45 minutes later to find myself typing "im injecting soviet truth serum into my balls" in this website box

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my fuckin TRANSLATION PROJECT that i've been working on is finally finished and available!! Pere Ubu's Almanac is a hefty zine create by Alfred Jarry, the guy behind Ubu Roi and Exploits & Opinions of Dr Faustroll, in 1899. i don't think it's ever appeared in english translation before and i may have done a cack-handed job of it because i am a baby who has somehow learned to use a computer!! NEVERTHELESS monoclelash.wordpress.com/2019

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

the extent to which my relationship with funky kong has been politicized is pretty fucking disgusting

i got a yeast-a infeccione on my dick from afuckadapizza

i think if there is one thing i am definitely trying to avoid it is getting stanley kubrick’s 2001 a space odysseyed

yahho how many vaginas is normal. average number of vagina's

there are those who say stonehenge is a part of a complex assemblage of megalithic structures erected on sites of mystic power all across the british isles, all designed by ancient druids for the sole purpose of downloading asses

The Unity Centre is an organisation in Glasgow who help asylum seekers and are dependent on volunteers and donations, if anyone would like to lend a bit of support here’s a donation link unitycentreglasgow.org/donate-

Good #boobsday morning! The Uber is on the way to take me to the hospital, wish me luck!

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