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hello chumps, chumpettes and chxmps. it is my birthday tomorrow and instead of having a party (banned) i am having a fundraiser for the trussell trust, who run my local foodbank and many others across the UK. if you love godforsaken website or me and have some pounds to spare, i would be ever so pleased if you would contribute whatever you are comfortable with!!!! https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/amoryo
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i love thinking to myself "ok now. now i MUST do some work" then regaining consciousness 45 minutes later to find myself typing "im injecting soviet truth serum into my balls" in this website box
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my fuckin TRANSLATION PROJECT that i've been working on is finally finished and available!! Pere Ubu's Almanac is a hefty zine create by Alfred Jarry, the guy behind Ubu Roi and Exploits & Opinions of Dr Faustroll, in 1899. i don't think it's ever appeared in english translation before and i may have done a cack-handed job of it because i am a baby who has somehow learned to use a computer!! NEVERTHELESS https://monoclelash.wordpress.com/2019/12/07/pere-ubus-almanac-for-jan-march-1899-by-alfred-jarry/
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Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore
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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
brain:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I’M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON
me: cool never mind
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i would fucking hate it if people read my posts on here
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did you know the more times you check a website the better it gets
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I went for a walk today and there were goats 🐐
childhood???
being an adult is good because im better able to exit harmful situations and sucks shit for literally every other reason. i would give it all up to be back on a tiled carpet learning about frog life cycles or some such other trifling nonsense
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Panic! At The Pissco
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apparently your supposed to eat the apple not throw it at the doctor, who knew
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I'm a lot like Master Chief
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went out to the shops and a small child asked his mother why my face was all fucked up. first of all, young man, that is my arse
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the problem with my dick and balls is... you guessed it... capitalism
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sitting backwards on the toilet to intimidate my business rivals
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another week goes by, and Dear Prudence has yet again declined to publish my letter about my stepfather's behaviour at my neopets' memorial service. i am falling through the cracks in the social safety net
more like the. unopean eurine
swinging a thurible full of monster munch back and forth over the timeline to dispel the evil eye
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another day volunteering at the means of production. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the commodities. buddy, they won't even let me fuck them.
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hobby lobby is short for hobbit lobbit
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i refuse to watch The Hunt For Red October because it's not possible to hunt a month. An absurd movie on its face
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you know who else 'found a guy'? the three magi
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skeletons aren’t real. im built like a water bed
the youngest person with a phd is a baby called brendan. the phd is in communications engineering
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