The #dog has trodden #Huel® all over the #carpet
Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore
me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
i shit my pants down in africa
STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking
Now I'm falling asleepAnd she's taking a shitAnd he's taking a shitAnd she's taking a shit
we don’t know why caterpillars do anything
Herman is getting a rib removed so he can bite his own tail
im listening to famous cool experimental noise outfit called egg anus, who's in?
you can't handle hanny
dragonball z is american mr bean
"who named it the mashed potato??! And what were they smonking!!!!"
hmm. i would suggest the entire steely dan
I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this
can I offer you gum
vladamir and estragon standing by the tree for an incomprehesible eternity, waiting for the vengabus to arrive
eve is a very large bird
love 2 have fun and I quote, "gumbo"
pelting from the kitchen shrieking like a terrified cat, metal pans clattering in my wake like machine gun fire
i hate the cupboard with the baking pans in it. it is the loudest and most terrifying place in the world
no i didnt say i was 'on line' i said i was 'in an abandoned mine'. please help.
Being online means casually referring to people you respect and admire as "piss".
me: europe has too many countries in it, it makes my job more difficult and complicated. i wish europe had fewer countriesmonkey paw finger: *curls*
hello to the fuckin fedaverse
more like Father John Fisty. thank’s