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i love thinking to myself "ok now. now i MUST do some work" then regaining consciousness 45 minutes later to find myself typing "im injecting soviet truth serum into my balls" in this website box
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my fuckin TRANSLATION PROJECT that i've been working on is finally finished and available!! Pere Ubu's Almanac is a hefty zine create by Alfred Jarry, the guy behind Ubu Roi and Exploits & Opinions of Dr Faustroll, in 1899. i don't think it's ever appeared in english translation before and i may have done a cack-handed job of it because i am a baby who has somehow learned to use a computer!! NEVERTHELESS https://monoclelash.wordpress.com/2019/12/07/pere-ubus-almanac-for-jan-march-1899-by-alfred-jarry/
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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
brain:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I’M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON
me: cool never mind
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why not "banus"
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the extent to which my relationship with funky kong has been politicized is pretty fucking disgusting
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i got a yeast-a infeccione on my dick from afuckadapizza
i think if there is one thing i am definitely trying to avoid it is getting stanley kubrick’s 2001 a space odysseyed
im here for a good time not an albert ein’s time
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Tune of salad
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❤️ 
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🎵 The Coup - The Guillotine 🎵
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
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yahho how many vaginas is normal. average number of vagina's
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there are those who say stonehenge is a part of a complex assemblage of megalithic structures erected on sites of mystic power all across the british isles, all designed by ancient druids for the sole purpose of downloading asses
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knuckle tats: PEED PANT
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The Unity Centre is an organisation in Glasgow who help asylum seekers and are dependent on volunteers and donations, if anyone would like to lend a bit of support here’s a donation link https://unitycentreglasgow.org/donate-2/
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club husband
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in soviet russia egg goes to work on you
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Good #boobsday morning! The Uber is on the way to take me to the hospital, wish me luck!
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@pisscotheque damn, and I can't remember shit 👀
i got a good memory and a bad dick
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judge judy and executioner
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