cis island skyway @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
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if god had wanted two dogs to email each other, he would have given the dogs fingers, and blessed them with higher reason that they might learn to read. he’d have created a computer that dogs could use, and he would have called it the BarkTel 900. it would have a power cord that looked like a string of sausages, and all the keys would be shaped like little bones. but he didn’t, and that is why the religious right spent billions of dollars to suppress the special “all-dog cut” of You’ve Got Mail
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i love thinking to myself "ok now. now i MUST do some work" then regaining consciousness 45 minutes later to find myself typing "im injecting soviet truth serum into my balls" in this website box
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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
brain:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I’M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON
me: cool never mind
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Whistling toilet
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Scary toilet
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how sturdy was my greenhouse
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'wet legs' rides again
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rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)
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they say that the one who goes to work on an egg, will return from work on a chicken. wow! that's so wise
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Go to work on an egg,
Return from work on a chicken
#wise #wisdom #insparation
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Clifftop toilet
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I don't have a starsign cos I was born during the day
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Spiritual toilet
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@pisscotheque me ordering a sausage at the enterprise replicator
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temple of unknown dedication
actually im already quite sleepy, might leave the puss smashing till tomorrow
pleased to announce that i am twice vaccinated, even more autistic than before, and ready to smash puss!!
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#fediblock TERF
looks like mastodon dot online isn't gonna put in the moderation work, so heads up: @/redgreenlibre @ mastodon dot online is a TERF posting TERF shit and you should block them #fediblock
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hate when i labor day and night over the port bow and, after 72 hours of herculean labor as the men mill about behind me anxiously, I pull a flashing marlin from the sea as easily as a weed from the ground, from flower to root
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a racist? AND he owns "the best of keane"??? 😍😍😍
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it’s fucked up that they made the cats from cats deliver a pitch to decide which one of them would get to die. i think they should all have been allowed to die
hope my grandchildren are looking forward to inheriting all my stickers that were "too nice" to put on anything
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- amory
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