reese wetherspoons @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

*slams money down on the table* ow

“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”

omg I love to rock the tl

cracking open a kinder egg to see Whats up

i've seen what princess fiona looks like naked and i'm telling u I could feasibly be her body double

About to go absolutely feral

hanny origins

i remember sitting down in my room after getting accepted to college and thinking to myself, "i need to develop opinions about 90s hip hop as soon as possible"

being mental has the same effects as having a broken arm, for example, I find it hard to jack my enormous wang when im feeling a bit sad. it's exactly the same.

it seems to be easier for us today to imagine the thoroughgoing deterioration of crisps and of hummus than to eat our actual dinner. perhaps this is due to some weakness in our imagination

shouts to sleeping dormice

the body? you mean this old baby?

I don't care what the vet says, I'm not going to teach wilma how to code, I just won't

Forwarded:
This is about the Government consultation on restricting gypsy, roma and travellers' rights. The FFT have simplified the process so PLEASE fill it in. Thanks!
https://www.gypsy-traveller.org/how-to-respond-to-government-plans-to-strengthen-police-powers-against-gypsies-and-travellers/