demolition furby @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

morning everyone, rise and grond

i love thinking to myself "ok now. now i MUST do some work" then regaining consciousness 45 minutes later to find myself typing "im injecting soviet truth serum into my balls" in this website box

my fuckin TRANSLATION PROJECT that i've been working on is finally finished and available!! Pere Ubu's Almanac is a hefty zine create by Alfred Jarry, the guy behind Ubu Roi and Exploits & Opinions of Dr Faustroll, in 1899. i don't think it's ever appeared in english translation before and i may have done a cack-handed job of it because i am a baby who has somehow learned to use a computer!! NEVERTHELESS https://monoclelash.wordpress.com/2019/12/07/pere-ubus-almanac-for-jan-march-1899-by-alfred-jarry/

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

all my lazy teenage boats
are now high precision goats

setting a new standard for falling down the stairs

what used to be in the kelloggs variety pack before the horrible cum-tasting multigrain shapes. i bet it was ricicles or something else based. deposed for the sake of those piss shapes. fuck you you fucking shapes

mixing all the boxes from the kelloggs variety pack into a single "mega breakfast"

pride mood board without downloading new images

new alphabet time again guys! this ones just p’s and l’s

i can directly connect the number of tweets i read to the amount of pain in my body. no i will not close the tab

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