boomer superwholock @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

i shit my pants down in africa

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

Now I'm falling asleep
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit

jesuses reproduce asexually

HA HA HO HO HOOTY HEE HA HA HE HE HEE OH GOD

this is my only easter decoration

i have sunburned the backs of my knees, which isn’t even a part of the body

the baby displayed appropriate awe and reverence

we have shown a baby stonehenge