bela lugoatse @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

jaljean (jean valjean)

Just asked to be ringbearer

@pisscotheque I will stop my investigation here, for obvious reasons (human shit)

@pisscotheque I heard a rumour that you've been fouling the hutch to frame

@pisscotheque im allergic. remember im allergic.

white compsci graduates can and will reinvent phrenology and call it machine learning

if flubber is so good why didn't he have a son called "son of fl-

balamory is a fascist micro nation

this smash mouth cover of a steely dan song needs to be enjoyed beyond the OnlyDans discord server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuu5PkcbKdE

who's the rhodes player in smash mouth. which member of smash mouth does that smokin hot organ solo. the rap break. incredible

Donkey Kong Monastery

taking a break from mastodon while your dad and i go to relationship counseling

my wife found this tea towel at her granny's house and I can't stop laughing at it

rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)

getting laser eye surgery on my ass hole #linux