banjo kazooey deschanel @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

my fuckin TRANSLATION PROJECT that i've been working on is finally finished and available!! Pere Ubu's Almanac is a hefty zine create by Alfred Jarry, the guy behind Ubu Roi and Exploits & Opinions of Dr Faustroll, in 1899. i don't think it's ever appeared in english translation before and i may have done a cack-handed job of it because i am a baby who has somehow learned to use a computer!! NEVERTHELESS https://monoclelash.wordpress.com/2019/12/07/pere-ubus-almanac-for-jan-march-1899-by-alfred-jarry/

Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

go to your rooms

meanwhile the son who graced us the other day is chonking up nicely

another horrible son is born to me this day

curly harvest

if i don't post for the next seven months it's because my therapist forbade me from saying anything mean about myself

buying my enemies a "fuck off" card at the paperchase

i downloaded the shit i smoke app after someone mentioned it on here about 2 years ago. it shows you how many cigarettes you would have to smoke daily to inhale the same amount of pollutant you breathe in just from living in a built up area. i think 2 years ago it showed 6 cigarettes per day for my local area. now it’s uhhh