david sluttenborough @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

finding nemo is government propaganda created to persuade america’s children that the ocean is a clean, godly place and not a filthy pandemonium filled with snails, perverts and unaccompanied digestive organs

Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

Now I'm falling asleep
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit

ambassador, with these rocher you are really kind of screwing us. really kind of kicking us in the dick with these rocher

getting sad thinking about all the boring sex my ancestors were probably having

sit here forever. waiting

gmail is bad

im stuck halfway through an email because i can't figure out how to make the è

i will only purchase art from artists who own pigs. i don't need for the art to be about pigs, i just need the comfort of knowing that the artist was a pig-owner

i invented photoshop