*having diarrhea for 3000 years* this rules actually
@pisscotheque in the battle between “having serotonin” and “not having diarrhea,” serotonin keeps winning 🤔
@mood we must assume the boys were imbibing so much dairy despite their lactose intolerance that they didn’t know those were two different things
@pisscotheque The thing about white people is that if we want to eat a thing, we will eat that thing and damn the consequences
@pisscotheque I think this is exhibit A for white people being genetically the most stubborn fucks on the planet
@pisscotheque afaik that's why a lot of particularly northern Europeans aren't lactose intolerant, actually
@pisscotheque "this tastes so good!! the fact that i cant digest it properly is a problem for future me"
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