horrowfide @horrowfide@godforsaken.website

do they have ministers in america? idk, but if i'm president, tarzan boy will be the federal organizer of party rocking.

i will make @tarzanboy minister of partying, and that's a promise.

horrowfide 2024.
make horrowfide america president.

jesus christ i'm probably going to be fucking dead by the time the mcu make a decent fantastic 4 movie, which i've yearned for since i watched the 1967 cartoon obsessively when i was a kid.

if god is real then how come gremlins hasn't been rebooted yet? checkmate theists.

i have decided to be a science guy like richard dookins, henceforth everyone who disagrees with me is bad and wrong.

me, gesturing to a giant in a field:

"he's a giant in his field.."

had to repost that long toot due to an epic spelling error.

*young bruce wayne watching nature documentaries*

the tiger, a huge, fast and powerful predator..

bw: nah.

the wolf, cunning and tenacious, a master predator..

bw: nope

the crocodile: an ancient warrior reptile and formidable predator..

bw: not feeling it

the bat, a dumb mouse with wings, sleeps upside-down in a cave and eats moths..

bw: that's the one for me!

i'm so old the first time i saw someone get fisted was on a vhs tape.

i love the spin doctors, especially their smash hit single cleopatra's cat, and that other song they did.