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*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*

here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
turban sage

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A little bit of Monica borat my wife
A little bit of Erica borat my wife
A little bit of Rita borat my wife
A little bit of Tina borat my wife
A little bit of Sandra borat my wife
A little bit of Mary borat my wife
A little bit of Jessica, borat my wife
A little bit of you makes me your wife
HUH!

[loud discordant trumpets]

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getting into the festive spirit by vaping eggnog.

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snagged the Wu-Tang album at auction after Shkreli went to prison. turns out it's just 40 minutes of the RZA discussing his worn brake pads at Pep Boys. it's not bad, but was it worth $70k? jury's still out

getting into the festive spirit by vaping eggnog.

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