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White people love knowing the names of rivers

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whao, a dick that’s so big it warps bathroom tiles in the photos background

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They are inventing a new type of dog that looks exactly like a person and it costs $100,000

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Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

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Bitch i Walk around with the 100 round drum in my pants look like i got a tiny ass dick and one huge nut

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you have nothing to lose but your jains, which is how i like to spell jeans sometimes

wild that the taliban's strategy for regaining power in afghanistan was "just wait for them to go away"

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horrowfide is back, i'll be spending more time on here i think. twitter is getting on my tits again.

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Scully cures Skinner of magic STDs. Mulder desperately pursues thousand-year-old men.

the real reason google street view was created is to define the boundaries in which the milfs in your area are allowed to roam.

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snagged the Wu-Tang album at auction after Shkreli went to prison. turns out it's just 40 minutes of the RZA discussing his worn brake pads at Pep Boys. it's not bad, but was it worth $70k? jury's still out

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A little bit of Monica borat my wife
A little bit of Erica borat my wife
A little bit of Rita borat my wife
A little bit of Tina borat my wife
A little bit of Sandra borat my wife
A little bit of Mary borat my wife
A little bit of Jessica, borat my wife
A little bit of you makes me your wife
HUH!

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if i was a bald billionaire i'd cure being bald instead of wasting my money going to space.

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