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love that crabs go sideways. that's what i'd do if i was them.

love that crabs go sideways. that's what i'd do if i was them.

right i'm off again.
follow me on twitter @ horrowfide, i'm quite funny sometimes.

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not many people know this but there are free bugs outside

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if cats and dogs were insects dogs would be bumble bees and cats would be wasps.

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gave wilma a bath and a blow dry, she needs a haircut but that always turns into a whole production so I might leave it until tomorrow

don't get too upset about trump's covid recovery, dude's definitely going to die of something or other sooner rather than later.

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