when i was young 'squid games' was jerking of into a fistful of hot calimari rings.

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blue oyster cult:
"don't fear the reaper!"

me:
"wtf? that dude's a death skeleton with a scythe, of course i'm afraid of him..."

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blue oyster cult:
"don't fear the reaper!"

me:
"wtf? that dude's a death skeleton with a scythe, of course i'm afraid of him..."

grapes are great. if there's a bowl of grapes in the house you eat so many grapes, it's impossible to walk past a bowl of grapes without having a grape.

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egg levels are 100% and falling

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breakdance 2: hip-hop concerts with israeli and palestinian rappers called corner prophets with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts boogaloo.

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scooby-doo and the mystery of hip-hop concerts with israeli and palestinian rappers called corner prophets with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts.

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i truly believe i could leg sweep the chupacabra, then get it to tap out via an arm bar or some similar hold

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are amish people allowed to rub a balloon on their sweater to make their hair stand on end at birthday parties or does that count as using electricity?

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got thrown out of a posh restaurant because i panicked and broke into an epic breakdance when the waiter asked 'how can i serve you today...'

trying to shitpost my way back into mastodon because i no longer have olga to fall back on.

i will happily walk the streets going door to door to raise gofundme cash and make this movie a reality.

jazz is music for people so wrecked on drugs they don't even know what music is any more.

got thrown out of a posh restaurant because i panicked and broke into an epic breakdance when the waiter asked 'how can i serve you today...'

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Scully is once again the target of a government serial killer. Mulder desperately pursues malevolent werewolves.

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What if we put Parappa the Rapper's head on top of Luigi's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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