bookseller, pigbear haver, lemur enjoyer, enigma, devout shalhoubian. he/him.
sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended
Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote
Eleanor please could you,,,,, not
Days since @Gargron tooted that one song: 27
right i'm off again. 🖕
they should start either making boats smaller or canals bigger i reckon.#MyTwoCents
right, i'm off again.
How to Say the Rosary
if i was a transformer i'd simply transform into a van der graaf generator and vibe.
Armie hammer is just what a pirate says when they drop their diy tools
opened pandora's box and richard dawkins was watching rick and morty in it.
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