imposing a curfew on mastodon by logging off and going to bed.

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Realizing I have a lot in common with Space Ghost:

- Infatuation with Elvira and Fran Drescher
- Paying no attention when other people are talking
- Antagonistic towards Donny Osmond
- Just generally a dumbass

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no doubt there are white cops who are enjoying these riots. i bet they shout motivational slogans at their reflection in the mirror before they go to work. which is why trump's 'you loot, we shoot' rhetoric is so dangerous. that's the reason some of them joined the force, it's like music to their ears, they'll be revelling in that carte blanche freedom to execute their psychotic fantasies.

people who insist that protests should be peaceful only say that because then they're easy for them to ignore.

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do you think people would be lighting shit on fire if they felt like they had any say in how their community was run? if they felt like they were part of it, that it belonged to them?

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foodies 

kung po stir-fry with rice and fried potatoes. πŸ’ͺ

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might do a ramen week next week, for a bit.

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standing in front of snake boy's house, looking at him stand in front of a full length mirror nude, looking at his dick through a pair of binoculars through a pair of binoculars.

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standing in front of a full length mirror nude, looking at my dick through a pair of binoculars

in the back yard roasting myself like a hog. 😎 πŸ”₯

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I haven't been posting as much lately so just in case anyone forgot what i looked like: don't worry 🐍

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites