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if i was a bald billionaire i'd cure being bald instead of wasting my money going to space.

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accidently rolled myself into a ball like an armadillo trying to suck my own dick and now i can't unravel myself.

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the cis teen chapel? why don't you just call it spencer's gifts like everyone else

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Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

right i'm off again for a few weeks, i'll keep popping in though.

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hello, how's it going on this fucking awful website?
hope you're all doing good, here's a pic of olga.

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*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*

here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
turban sage

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accidently rolled myself into a ball like an armadillo trying to suck my own dick and now i can't unravel myself.

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our ideas of what bicycles looked like when they roamed the earth are based on an outdated understanding of their skeletons… when they were alive they were probably mostly feathers and meat

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evening moon
full of hopes and wishes
drumming its tail

somewhere in the universe, in one of the many infinite alternative realities, bernie sanders is president, jeremy corbyn is british prime minister, harambe is mayor of new york, jeff bezos is dead, and the fraggles are taking turns sucking my cock.

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