horrowfide @horrowfide@godforsaken.website

when i was young 'squid games' was jerking of into a fistful of hot calimari rings.

for sale, monkey pic, never funged.

blue oyster cult:
"don't fear the reaper!"

me:
"wtf? that dude's a death skeleton with a scythe, of course i'm afraid of him..."

grapes are great. if there's a bowl of grapes in the house you eat so many grapes, it's impossible to walk past a bowl of grapes without having a grape.
#grapes

breakdance 2: hip-hop concerts with israeli and palestinian rappers called corner prophets with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts boogaloo.

scooby-doo and the mystery of hip-hop concerts with israeli and palestinian rappers called corner prophets with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts.
#RetroMasto

trying to shitpost my way back into mastodon because i no longer have olga to fall back on.

i will happily walk the streets going door to door to raise gofundme cash and make this movie a reality.

this includes me btw...

jazz is music for people so wrecked on drugs they don't even know what music is any more.

got thrown out of a posh restaurant because i panicked and broke into an epic breakdance when the waiter asked 'how can i serve you today...'