do they have ministers in america? idk, but if i'm president, tarzan boy will be the federal organizer of party rocking.

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if god is real then how come gremlins hasn't been rebooted yet? checkmate theists.

horrowfide 2024.
make horrowfide america president.

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jesus christ i'm probably going to be fucking dead by the time the mcu make a decent fantastic 4 movie, which i've yearned for since i watched the 1967 cartoon obsessively when i was a kid.

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@byttyrs ah Mads... mads has taught me so much in our time on this website. is it always stuff you want to know in that moment? Maybe not. but she’ll always make your day a little more interesting

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*young bruce wayne watching nature documentaries*

the tiger, a huge, fast and powerful predator..

bw: nah.

the wolf, cunning and tenacious, a master predator..

bw: nope

the crocodile: an ancient warrior reptile and formidable predator..

bw: not feeling it

the bat, a dumb mouse with wings, sleeps upside-down in a cave and eats moths..

bw: that's the one for me!

if god is real then how come gremlins hasn't been rebooted yet? checkmate theists.

i have decided to be a science guy like richard dookins, henceforth everyone who disagrees with me is bad and wrong.

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Transgender/LGBT rights in Thailand are extremely advanced. Due to Thailand being 94% buddhist, which believes that you only occupy a body in this life, so your spirit is different. So if you're born a man but feel a woman, there's more societal accepta...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism

Original tweet : twitter.com/tilbots/status/123

me, gesturing to a giant in a field:

"he's a giant in his field.."

had to repost that long toot due to an epic spelling error.

*young bruce wayne watching nature documentaries*

the tiger, a huge, fast and powerful predator..

bw: nah.

the wolf, cunning and tenacious, a master predator..

bw: nope

the crocodile: an ancient warrior reptile and formidable predator..

bw: not feeling it

the bat, a dumb mouse with wings, sleeps upside-down in a cave and eats moths..

bw: that's the one for me!

i'm so old the first time i saw someone get fisted was on a vhs tape.

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bro you've got a lil bit of coochie juice in your moustache... lemme get that for you bro

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i love the spin doctors, especially their smash hit single cleopatra's cat, and that other song they did.

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i play shaft or gay every weekend with your dad and im pleased to report im not gay at all (join the dots)

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