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sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended

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Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

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週末の雨でも散らずに済んだ桜🌸と、満開のおやつスマイル(笑)

they should start either making boats smaller or canals bigger i reckon.

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if i was a transformer i'd simply transform into a van der graaf generator and vibe.

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Armie hammer is just what a pirate says when they drop their diy tools

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opened pandora's box and richard dawkins was watching rick and morty in it.

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