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8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, 8 hours of watching leekspin on loop

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it's probably the work of one of the tube spiders we have living on this side of the house. they have such messy webs and this is one is very patchy

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bought a cheap fly net to go over my window a few weeks ago and it's already falling apart but i don't want to replace it because a spider has built a web across it

the crows are getting very annoyed with me imitating them

caaa caaaa caaaa caaaaaa

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fun fact: i have no direct messages on this account

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted
Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

blackbird update: the parents are finally getting used to us using our backdoor

i didn't mean to tech post on this account, but the damage is already done

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two hundred and twenty eight point six millimetre nails

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