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food, roman history 

caesar talking about his dream: *hot dogs* calpurnia

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forms.gle/1iYSUge2boCKtSgu7 i would love it if we got 17 more takes so we can be a bit choosey with our bracket pls put the most cursed takes youve ever seen in the form

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well my mums a woman and my dads a man so of course im non binary. thats just genetics.

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dog walk was cut short because dog god spooked by the trees

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gonna go walk the dog, anyone want anything?

Dog, eye contact 

He wants to play fetch with his food bowl

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i, personally, am xenophobic against the british

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i found this in an old art folder. not posting the whole thing because i clearly didn't use any references for the figures

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Dog, eye contact 

It's raining so the dog decided my bed was a good place to dry off

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They call it a toot because you in of the toot of the box out of the toot :thinkerguns:

Dog 

Strongboy had taken to racing around the house with his food bowl in his mouth

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you all think you know about marriage. and yet you never ask the divorcées about their wived experience

food 

help my hands are covered in butter

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