Sarah 
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it's my birthday, give me some boops 😈
my package of 150 fat balls has arrived
it's too dark in this room to get a photo but my dog is currently curled up on my bed with a toilet roll tube
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i can never remember whether it's affect or effect (no don't remind me, i'll just forget) so i've settled on æffect
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it's my birthday gimme those boosts 
playing cities skylines and the auto generated name of this amusement park is… Sheffield World
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oh boy i can't wait to see my favourite god forsaken website
oh boy i can't wait to see my favourite god forsaken website
boring DIY stuff
i also fixed the hot water not having enough pressure by replacing the check valve which required me sawing off a bit of pipe
boring DIY stuff
i had to give in and attach flexible hoses which i don't like but the geometry of where the pipes come in and where the inlets are on this new tap mean that a solid pipe will either leak at the top where it meets the tap or leak at the check valve
basically what i discovered was that solid objects tend not to bend
is there anything worse than installing a new tap on the kitchen sink?
the correct short form of "godforsaken.website" is GSFW
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Hello
if you wanna tip the #fediblock tag creator! HI, it me ⬇️
Signal boosting my GFM, as in a weeks time I have to travel overseas for thesis defense, and need help with bills, accommodation and all the other things that life constantly throws our way. I appreciate all the help as I push through these final months of focusing on my studies whilst unable to work. Thank you so much for your help, I also have venmo/cashapp if that is more your style
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Release the hounds...
learning about different monitor panel types
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Commission me to make you a plushie peen!
Ain't they cute, I added a drawstring to the foreskin, so it's like a lil' retractable hoodie for it to peek from. I can do custom, making them smaller or larger and changing the colour of the fabric! Large plushies have foam ball inserts for added realism.
£35 plus international shipping from UK (for the size shown below). Prices will vary depending on the customizations.
email: brynn@amazing.duck.rodeo for invoicing
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(please boost) job search
hello! i'm vanta. i have over a decade of experience editing videos, writing, using image editing software, making electronic music, and generally creating things with computers
i need a job! definitely something remote, considering i have asthma and covid is a thing. preferably something part time, but i'd consider full if it wasn't too demanding
i can do just about anything! editing videos, writing stuff, social media, etc.
v4nt4bl4ck@protonmail.com
