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weights and measures 

how do i convert from stone to fahrenheit?

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weights and measures 

how many furlongs in a cup?

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Sorry to employed people but I won’t be taking part in Buy Nothing Day because discount days are the only way I’ll be able to afford yuletide presents for people this year. Perhaps instead of passively trying to fight capitalism by not buying things and hoarding your money you could actively help people by donating it

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Do you say "scone" or "scone"?

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the really good thing about the sentiment of "if you can't explain it to your grandmother you don't really get it" is the idea that any knowledge that's built on other knowledge is fake. that seems good and healthy

How long was that typo there and none of you said a thing

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that scene from battlestar galactica where they shout "so say we all!" except there's one guy shouting "say it ain't so!"

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never in my life have i been faced with a situation where i felt the need to say "say it ain't so!"

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also ive never heard of Lou Sullivan before and i am LIVID. He did many amazing things and i feel like i owe so much to him despite never being fucking told about him before

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capitalism genitals and medication yeehaw 

if a world without targeted advertising means not being constantly told that my cunt smells and i should buy medication for it, then count me out

so serious talk: how much trouble do you think i'll get in for selling LGBT mr blobby paintings?

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i think i've run out of funny things to say

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Feet shitpost 

What is a sock but a miserable sack of toes

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ah yes, now i remember why i joined this instance :blobby_smile:

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:blobby_smile: on this day in 1992 :blobby: mr blobby made his first appearance :heart_blobby:

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queer.garden and godforsaken.website need different themes because i keep switching between the two and forgetting which account i'm using

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites