Sarah 
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dog hygiene, poop
the dog with a muddy butt (dunno how it happens, it just does): ah yes the bath. oh you want me to sit in it to wash the mud off? of course! *sits in the warm water*
the dog with a poopy butt: oh no, i am suddenly highly allergic to water!
Sarah
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a lot of you are wasting your time trying to "pull" on dating sites when you could be pulling the woman of your dreams out of the depths of your local bog
every time i tell the dog he's got schmutz in his eye he does that doggy head tilt thing
Sarah
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food
going vegan because i am simply incapable of remembering to buy eggs
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oh no i need an egg and i don't have an egg
Sarah
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queering being an absolute nincompoop
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me, watching the mandalorian: hey, that's bobby feet!
i have to walk the dog and it's raining
Sarah
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typos caused by auto-correct are trampoline
