Sarah @eject@godforsaken.website
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dog close your eyes when you sleep challenge
baking
the great chocolate bread experiment begins
food
also i have baking chocolate as well as cocoa, so that might be fun
food
wanna try making chocolate bread again
last time i tried it i forgot to put any sort of sugar (all the recipes ask for honey, but i'm p sure any syrupy thing will do) in it and it wasn't great
Sarah
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I made a game, you should play it https://moggers87.itch.io/lazycat
Sarah
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So, yeah. Today, I was dreamily bisexual.
someone wake the dog up, i wanna go walkies
food
i made american style pancakes for the first time today
they taste good, but i'm not sure how you're meant to roll them up?
Sarah
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I'm so tired of grabbing fistfuls of water as it comes out the tap and trying to throw it into my mouth before it runs down my arm. there's got to be a better way!
dog, mental health, food
i had s lay in today that lasted until 3pm so when i finally managed to summon the strength to get up i was starving and no one was here to keep the dog company.
so i ate lunch in the bath with the dog perched on the edge of the bath trying to get my sandwich and/or the bubbles on my arm. not exactly relaxing but i was giggling by the end of it
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hello chumps, chumpettes and chxmps. it is my birthday tomorrow and instead of having a party (banned) i am having a fundraiser for the trussell trust, who run my local foodbank and many others across the UK. if you love godforsaken website or me and have some pounds to spare, i would be ever so pleased if you would contribute whatever you are comfortable with!!!! https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/amoryo
or maybe someone stole the sign? a few years ago someone stole the roof 🤣
the local church has two gates and only one of them has a "no dogs allowed" sign. i assume it's to enforce a one-way system for dog walkers or something
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it's hard to work when there's a dog nearby
sister, injury
my sister on the other hand is in quite a bit of pain because she didn't immediately take her pyjama bottoms off. i am very sympathetic (i am not)
friends, if you spill hot water on your clothes, just take them off 
dog, injury
for some reason my sister decided that keeping a very hot cup of tea between her legs was a great idea. that seems like a silly idea on it's own imo
the dog didn't see the cup and jumped up on her lap, putting his paw right into the boiling hot tea 😱
he's fine now btw. he's limping a bit and keeps licking the paw but he's still running around and playing with his toys 
Sarah
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Fellow artists, do you also sell work on Etsy? Did you know they can now without your permission automatically take a 15% cut of any sale you make claiming “advertising fees”? 🤑 You may be eligible to opt out even tho no one consented to opt in. Google “Etsy offsite ads” to learn more to protect yourself. I didn’t know until it happened to me today. These are screenshots from my experience. #art #etsy
