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food, baking 

tomorrow i am going to make some more lavender bread

no you may not have any

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food, baking 

i made a plum, hazelnut, and chocolate cake today and i managed to make it not get stuck to the tin for once

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i promise i'll go back to dog photos and baking posts now

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mans razors are called things like “the Wolfenstein Xillion Blade”. womans razors have names like “Somedays™ Personal Shame”. nonbinary razors are called things like “Mackerel Madness” and “What Happened To The $70,000 We Raised At The Telethon” and “The Hazelnut Man” and “Dog Mystery” and “French Gmail” and “Carole King Ex-Directory Phone Number” and “Super Sausages” and “Mind Your Own Business Andrew” and “Circumference Of The Average Tangerine” and “Booty Slammer” and “Terrible Evening” a

lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public 

mr blobbly chastity cage

:blobby_lewd:

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kids these days all have "i"phone but in my day we had "my" phone (which was connected to the wall in my house)

the dog is now on my bed huffing and puffing because no one wants to give him a fuss

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the dog is throwing his metal food bowl around the house

the dog is getting upset because I'm in my phone

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My todo list: ⚠️ Critical levels of pending tasks
My brain: 🎵 :lemon_dog: and :blobby_smile: sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G 🎵
:heart_blobby: 💛

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do dogs act like cats or do cats act like dogs?

me: don't let pets dictate your life

also me: not getting out of bed because the dog is leeping on my feet

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uk census information for lgbtq+ folks 

via twitter:
The Census is coming. For any LGBT+ person who is not out you can over-write any information submitted about you via a gov.uk individual access code at census.gov.uk/en/request/acces

No-one in your household will be notified about your changes.

twitter.com/LGBTChelt/status/1

food 

want to eat cake but also don't want to be up all night awake

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