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dog hygiene, poop 

the dog with a muddy butt (dunno how it happens, it just does): ah yes the bath. oh you want me to sit in it to wash the mud off? of course! *sits in the warm water*

the dog with a poopy butt: oh no, i am suddenly highly allergic to water!

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a lot of you are wasting your time trying to "pull" on dating sites when you could be pulling the woman of your dreams out of the depths of your local bog

animal eye contact 

the carrot wanter has logged on

every time i tell the dog he's got schmutz in his eye he does that doggy head tilt thing

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food 

going vegan because i am simply incapable of remembering to buy eggs

food 

oh no i need an egg and i don't have an egg

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me, watching the mandalorian: hey, that's bobby feet!

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typos caused by auto-correct are trampoline

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