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it's my birthday, give me some boops 😈

it's too dark in this room to get a photo but my dog is currently curled up on my bed with a toilet roll tube

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

i can never remember whether it's affect or effect (no don't remind me, i'll just forget) so i've settled on æffect

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

playing cities skylines and the auto generated name of this amusement park is… Sheffield World

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

oh boy i can't wait to see my favourite god forsaken website

oh boy i can't wait to see my favourite god forsaken website

boring DIY stuff 

i also fixed the hot water not having enough pressure by replacing the check valve which required me sawing off a bit of pipe

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boring DIY stuff 

i had to give in and attach flexible hoses which i don't like but the geometry of where the pipes come in and where the inlets are on this new tap mean that a solid pipe will either leak at the top where it meets the tap or leak at the check valve

basically what i discovered was that solid objects tend not to bend

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is there anything worse than installing a new tap on the kitchen sink?

the correct short form of "godforsaken.website" is GSFW

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted
Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

Hello
if you wanna tip the #fediblock tag creator! HI, it me ⬇️

Signal boosting my GFM, as in a weeks time I have to travel overseas for thesis defense, and need help with bills, accommodation and all the other things that life constantly throws our way. I appreciate all the help as I push through these final months of focusing on my studies whilst unable to work. Thank you so much for your help, I also have venmo/cashapp if that is more your style

gofundme.com/f/help-marcia-get

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

learning about different monitor panel types

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

Commission me to make you a plushie peen! 

Ain't they cute, I added a drawstring to the foreskin, so it's like a lil' retractable hoodie for it to peek from. I can do custom, making them smaller or larger and changing the colour of the fabric! Large plushies have foam ball inserts for added realism.

£35 plus international shipping from UK (for the size shown below). Prices will vary depending on the customizations.

email: brynn@amazing.duck.rodeo for invoicing

#BrynnSews #Sewing #Commission

Sarah :lemon_dog: boosted

(please boost) job search 

hello! i'm vanta. i have over a decade of experience editing videos, writing, using image editing software, making electronic music, and generally creating things with computers

i need a job! definitely something remote, considering i have asthma and covid is a thing. preferably something part time, but i'd consider full if it wasn't too demanding

i can do just about anything! editing videos, writing stuff, social media, etc.

v4nt4bl4ck@protonmail.com

#GetFediHired

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites