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baking 

not quite as big as usual, but still big

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if purple turns out to be real colour i'll just delete my account

purple isn't a real colour, it's just a fancy blue

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I don't know what fetch refers to in programming so all I imagine is chunks of code being thrown for a dog to go and retrieve.

food 

i may have made a dish that's too fishy for me to eat and too spicy for anyone else to eat

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food 

turns out oyster mushrooms are called that for a reason

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just realised "Dune" backwards is "Nude". just a heads up for anyone going to see that film.

sweet mother
i cannot sleep
there's a dog sleeping
right in the middle
of my bed

food 

i'm cooking, ask me anything

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meta, state benefits & colonialism 

People in Europe & the British Commonwealth countries who are like "You pay for what?! We have the government pay for all of that wowwww" could stand to be maybe a little more aware that the wealth of their states are stolen from their colonies and from indigenous peoples.

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animals. they're essentially just some guys who are nearby

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for some reason obsessed with the idea that medieval peasants had CD players but the only albums available were called stuff like Songs In Praise Of Oats

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please don't encourage your toddlers to approach strange dogs without talking to their human first. certainly don't do this if their human has its back to you

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