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Drunk provs 

Ah yes, the UK festival experience: Waking up shivering in a tiny wet tent being battered about by the wind and rain, grubbing about for morning supplies like some sort of slug

Monopoly man's looking at me, he knows I'm the money

Come to the math rock festival for the science rock

I might completely vanish or at least go very quiet for a few days on account of living in A Field in England that normally has no signal xox

I realised recently that I didn't have a playlist that's a cross-section of everything I like. I fixed that and titled it Big Shrig Energy, and I'm incredibly bias here but it's absolute bangers from all over the genre spectrum from start to finish (probs shuffle on this one):
🎡 Big Shrig Energy 🎡
CW: peppered with explicit lyrics and potentially triggering topics

food shitpost / pure ridiculous sarcasm 

The % of image I toot from my car is shameful, I need to stop with the quick toot breaks in here

I absolutely didn't take this while driving btw, I took it when I arrived. Don't toot and drive

It's the lefty "I'm not like the other guys", fuck off

That's not to say I'm fighting any kind of personal corner here btw, I don't personally stick a feminist label on myself. Partly cos of those dickheads and partly because a man's actions on this front should speak louder than the labels they stick to their shirts, it shouldn't be needed to be said right?

Cishet male feminists get such a short rope from me, one whiff of skirt chasing through it and I'm gonna come down with such a bloody man to man

Is anyone else here going to ArcTanGent btw? Would be cool to say hi

Got some insider info on the guest band for ArcTanGent and it's very :blobmelt: news

hey all, there's a rash of http2 vulnerabilities going around c/o Netflix today.

the default mastodon nginx config has http2 enabled, and nginx is affected (in one form or another) by three of these attacks, so you should upgrade nginx as soon as possible:

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