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Fuck your free speech and if you don't like it you can defend to your death my right to say it

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On interacting with Shrigs 

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Be a pronoun professional in three easy steps:
1) Add your pronouns to your profile. If you don't want to say or don't mind what pronouns people use for you, consider noting that instead so people know what's what.
2) Discover and use the pronouns people have in their bios before interacting with them.
3) If you don't know their pronouns default to they/them and don't presume anything.

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I've got it on my profile to not DM me unless we're mutuals and that gets broken...a lot

and its one thing IF you ask first, which 9out of 10 ppl dont

so im now just going to block notifications from ppl i dont follow (also i didnt know that was a possibility whoops)

covid 

I wrote a to-do list to go through for today (well, yesterday now), I to-done one thing and suddenly it's 3:20am? What even is time anyway

2020 is such an amazing year for new music already, so it has that going for it at least 🎡

I like how I was banging on about how the new Melt Yourself Down album is going to be incredible and I'm the last to the party to actually listen to it. Anyway, it's wall to wall :doge: if you've not had a listen already. Happy Saturday Evening!
open.spotify.com/album/2yKmeb3

Might get the exercise bike out in the garden tomorrow if it's still sunny and I can be arsed. Gonna go for a ripped legs dadbod look

If this is you, I need you to sincerely understand that it's like blacking up to say "I don't like racism" to your mates. U fuckin wot.

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I see this mostly on Twitter and Facebook, but it crops up on here too. If you see anyone you know out and about doing this, take them to one side and have some words plzz

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So many white lefties calling out one type of racism while using black vernacular English in their posts about it to put their message across. It proper does me in. If this is you, you can stop doing that now I've told you. It's *super* embarrassing and I'm not sure I can roll my eyes any further back into my skull. Jeez

Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic πŸ‘Ό

fedi, race 

I deal with this guy a lot. His way of making capital letters on his phone until very recently was to put a full stop in first, then to delete the full stop once he's made his capital letter.
We get on well and I'm very patient but not being able to say "alright I'll get you booked in for a callout" is so stressy. I made the right choice closing until this is all over

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