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If you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

Number one! I'm number one! I'm number one! No child can beat the Grinch!

Run for your life! Before I kill again! I'm a psycho! Danger! DANGER!

3,000 feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpit, he rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it.

Doubt? Another unmistakable sign of the heebie-jeebies! Now you’re DOOMED!

On, Crasher! On, Thrasher! On, Vomit and Blitzkrieg!

Oh, Max... I love you! All right, that's enough. Knock it off. Beat it!

At least I scared the bejeebles out of that little girl at the post office. She'll be scarred for life, if we're lucky.

Put me down! I mean it! I'll get a lawyer! There'll be hell to pay!

You got me, Officer! I did it! I'm the Grinch that stole Christmas. And I'm... sorry.

I asked for three-quarters, not five-eighths. Stay focused!

Sorry to disappoint you, Martha baby, but the G-train has left the station!

But what if it's a cruel prank? What if it's a cash bar? How dare they!

You want to know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage!

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