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Go on, touch it.

Uh oh… somebody’s FABULOUS!

But what if it's a cruel prank? What if it's a cash bar? How dare they!

I'm all... toasty inside. And I'm leaking.

Hey, honey, our baby's here! He looks just like your boss.

Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die!

All right. You're a reindeer. Here's your motivation. Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose and nobody likes you.

Excuse me, old-timer. Mind if I wet my whistle?

The anger.

The fury!

The muscles!!

Oh well. One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?

Wrong-o!

Serves them right, those Yuletide-loving sickly-sweet nog-sucking cheermongers! I really don't like ‘em.

They'll be waking up now... and I know just what they'll do. All those Whos down in Whoville will all cry.

Boo-hoo!

How dare you enter the Grinch's lair? The impudence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!

Happy Christmas Grinch Fuckers

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All right, fine. I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I'm going to whisper. So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it!

Get on it, girls. All the good mistletoe's at the top.

What are you talking about? No, I can't! I can't do that! Don't touch me there!

It's because I'm green, isn't it?