Black Mirror: what if your roomba could mumble 'sorry m8' when it bumped into something and was also evil or whatever
@wandrew how long do have to keep posting about this sad roomba before someone actually gets me one?
Father John Misty writing a song about my sad roomba
@wandrew Adam Curtis including some footage of my sad roomba in his next documentary
@wandrew please help my roomba has started singing Nine Inch Nails covers
@wandrew think there's a meme with a roomba with a sharp knife attached
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I hope it also complains dejectly about having to carry the cat.