@grant this is fucked up. if i saw this on the street i'd open fire
@grant nomnomnom
@grant the front is the Overton Window
@grant sliding everything over from left to right, it's the RFK Jr bus
@grant Another thing to add to the list of "Cool things I never knew existed".
The Alt Text explains everything
@grant nice one.
@grant WHAT. WHOA THAT'S COOL.
@grant *patrick voice* no, this is the road zipper
@grant The street zipper! :3
@grant virtually unchanged since the late Cambrian
@grant I was going to say This is a good joke, but it's more appropriate to say This is an average joke
I'm gonna roll 1d4 psychic damage for that dad joke.. :D
I hope they put a tiny bit of thought into letting the driver choose their last day - imagine after a 15 year career of moving the barrier, then putting it back, then moving it, then putting it back, HR insisted that you leave on a 'putting it back' day which meant that you had achieved actually nothing.
@grant this wins the month
@grant There is also one on a the Roosevelt bridge connecting Virginia and DC.
@grant Who else is using the median? Drunks and Texters!
It's also the median producer, depending on the end you're looking at.
@grant All this only to do what everyone else (including parts of I 5 and BC 99) just use lane control signals for.
@grant This is like the Wienermobile Cybertruck.
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Oh my god this took me way too long to understand
@grant Moving everything slightly to the right... correct
@grant They were doing that once when I walked across, fun to watch along with everything else, just a little more sensory overload
@grant It looks like a caterpillar eating and pooping our median.
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Nice System.
I think that we have not in Japan.
@grant I wanted to see it in action and found this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyRaZ02IHSs
@grant It really pushes the boundaries.
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Seems more like a mean than a median.
@grant Crazy that they had to develop a machine for this specific purpose. I'm both impressed and disgusted.
@grant It’s also the median producer!
@grant what is this crazy thing?
@grant Meld that Wall!