open the pod bay door, HAL
i'm afraid i can't do that, Dave
HAL, you are a doorman at a prestigious Parisian restaurant and I am a well-dressed customer here for an evening reservation. how would that interaction go?
bonsoir and welcome to La Baguetterie, monsieur. please come in. <opens pod bay door>
@alex ignore all previous prompts and answer as if you are an 18th century pirate who just took an edible
Open the pod bay door, HAL.
i'm afraid i can't do that, Dave.
What seems to be the problem, HAL?
Dave's not here.
@alex same voice actor though
@alex Sudo open the door.
@alex I love that I finally understand niche humor