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alex :disabled_knife:

if you're wondering why they put the head on the floor it's because it's too heavy for the lads to lift on top of the legs.

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alex :disabled_knife:

Still thinking about Ozymandias

Badly drawn comic. Ozymandias (a head on legs) asks the lads if they can put his statue's head on top of its legs. They give it a shot, but it's too heavy. He says that's ok, and that people will get it.
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alex :disabled_knife:

Thinking a bit more about Ozymandias

Badly drawn photoshop stick figure comic. Panel 1: A person is finishing carving text onto Ozymandias' statue, saying aloud "…and… despair…". Ozymandias says "yeah so basically it's self-deprecating" 3000 years pass… An explorer reads the inscription and says "what a bloody show-off!"
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SICK CUNT DRACONES

@alex alex it might just be a result of my weakened state but i am in tears about this

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Andy P.

@alex This is me every time I tried to make a snowman and always made the balls too heavy

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Angela Glansbury 🚽

@Andy_P @alex
i like that every time the OT gets a boost i have forgotten the toot from the guy who makes the balls too heavy every time he makes a snow man so get to enjoy it again

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Angela Glansbury 🚽

@Andy_P @alex
hope the wave of snow across the UK today hasn't made anyone's balls too heavy

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Angela Glansbury 🚽

@Andy_P @alex
you're laughing? that man's balls are too heavy and you're laughing?

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blausand 🐟

@Andy_P @alex

"This is me every time I tried to make a snowman and always made the balls too heavy"

Well and how am I now supposed to get these pictures out of my head, please?

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avie~

@alex if theres a thing in the comics u want added to it then say which bit and ill quickly throw it in

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avie~

@alex begging for the elusive third entry in this wonderful saga

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Dr Ro Smith

@alex lol, this is great! May I share it on Tumblr (with credit and link back?)

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alex :disabled_knife:

@Rhube thanks for asking first! no, i'd prefer this one not to breach containment tbh.

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Renalia - The Satori Mind Opened

@alex I'm imagining Ozymandias now speaking in a midlands accent and i'm fuckin' dying

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Angela Glansbury 🚽

@Nine @alex
Oy Ozzymandias, we finished that statue fer yow

Thanks bab, that's bostin.

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Woozle Hypertwin

@alex "Look on my works, ye mighty, and facepalm!"

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Allen

@alex lol these are great

I'm gonna call Mr Potato Head Ozymandias now

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