are there takebacks on last rites or what. like your priest jumps the gun and gives you the last rites and then your doctor's like, oh haha, i was reading the chart upside down, they're getting much better. does the devil get your soul anyway

@burgin cross your fingers under the blanket, and like, rip the blanket off, in slow motion, with all the strength you can muster to reveal the fingers, to that 'hmmm what you saaaay' song



priest: *shocked*

you: *in sunglasses now*

priest: *falls to his knees*

you: *levitating* takesies backsies activatsies, padre

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