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my positive self talk is like "kasia you're a little freak bitch and i love you"

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i fancy dweeb guys who get as excited as i am that the next minecraft update is gonna have bees

i like guys who make dioramas and don't wanna leave the house very often

katherine and i have ruined feeboo, he really really likes feet now

i've come up with this character called 'Feeboo' who is a two ft tall fluffy turquoise blob, who can only say "Feeboo" in a sinister voice while twiddling his fingers as if creating an evil plan

debate me in real life, it's pistols at dawn, only one will leave this quarrel unchanged, good sir

when i was small, this song made me think all americans spoke like this

n'ah can't fight this feeling anyMOOOOIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

i've forgotten what i started fighting FOOOIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

dont say the fuck word in my woodcrafting workshop, seriously, don't even make references to piss in my glass blowing studio

dont say the fuck word in my woodcrafting workshop, seriously, don't even make references to piss in my glass blowing studio

what should i talk about to my therapist who doesn't listen to me and sometimes falls asleep?

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