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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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The one good thing about moving instances is I get too post my favourite boof heads Solomon and Simon again

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tell me where u actually live would you like that

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the biggest tragedy of all this is clearly no more gathering of the juggalos

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replyguying tarzanboy is my number one hobby online

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In 2019 it’s cancel or be canceled

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you know the kind of really leathery tanned old white women you find chain smoking and drinking half after half (no pints, it's not ladylike) in shit resorts?that's what i want for my future.

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A spooky night carnival rolls into town as Halloween nears, but when you go into the giant creepy purple tent it's just me in booty shorts dancing to music in my AirPods (you can hear the music and I'm really off beat).

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pi is 3,14 exactly. we made up the idea of there being more digits to keep the nerds busy

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got banned from arby's for threatening to turn into a giant centipede and eat the manager, which is bullshit first off,

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the main thing to know about ethicists is they don't know trolleys have brakes

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2019: Joker comes out

2020: government says we can't be in a society anymore

coincidence?

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boosting the turban sage toot on this instance as a rite of passage

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godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites