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my wife found this tea towel at her granny's house and I can't stop laughing at it

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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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not a foot guy *sees the positive crowd reaction* in fact, i've never even seen my gfs feet

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the scariest thing about the queen being obviously dead, is that they're saving the announcement for when they want to slip something so horrible past everyone the 'nation' must be 'mourning' in order to let it go by

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The music video that dropped with it is screaming 90s too, love Shygirl so so much
🎵 Shygirl - Firefly 🎵
CW: Flashing images
youtube.com/watch?v=kEmWsCJzIs

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when i was young 'squid games' was jerking of into a fistful of hot calimari rings.

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i feel like you never really see van gogh paintings described as psychedelic, but they really are, in a way that most stuff that gets called 'trippy' isn't

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Jesus who? I'm over here turning bread into bitches

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large bird of prey picks me up and drops me repeatedly from a great height into a nice warm bath to "soften me up"

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🚨🚨🚨Dog-sitter messed with the thermostat🚨🚨🚨

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White supremacy pol, Buffalo 

The problem of course, is not that white men and boys are filled with impotent rage. The problem is that their rage is perfectly potent, totally capable of being enacted and vented on the world at large. We must rob them of this ability, if we cannot rob them of their woundedness.

There is no time to wait until we educate the ruling class out of their White Supremacy. We do not have time to hope that the people in charge will renounce the White Supremacy that animates their systems and gives them power. We must strip them and White Supremacy of its power

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we cannot pretend that airplanes in the nights sky are like shooting stars. sorry.

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if I was a human then I'd simply not be terrible and then my statue would not be vandalized after I die and also nobody would make a statue of me in the first place because I wasn't terrible
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I think a funny thing to do would be to keep little rocks in your pocket and throw them at cars

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Nollie Inward Heel FS Smith
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anyway we regret to report that the epic based catgirl finnish prime minister has thrown in her lot with nato

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