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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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people follow me because my dick and balls are some of the most fucked up there is aout there. and the only way to go, is up

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What do we even do at the Godforsaken offices all week anyway?

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im the one who makes the rota for cleaning out :lemon_dog: 's hutch and that's why my name mysteriously doesn't appear on there

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robert pattinson: oy i was wondrin if oy moight get ta fuck tha light soon
willem dafoe: aye winslow, only i get to fuck the light

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the liberal version of this was that lady on twitter posting about "sealed indictments" against trump that carried the death penalty and james comey worship. i think the prevalence of this stuff speaks to how politically disenfranchised people feel

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"we elected trump but shit is still awful. oh, he is covertly fighting a battle against our political enemies and once he succeeds everything will get good. duh."

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anyway a political mystery cult feels like the only possible endgame of a group that continues to get everything they want politically but also feels that their lives are still getting worse

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Qanon really feels quite familiar to me as someone who grew up right wing religious. once you are in the realm of interpreting abstract hidden signs, you can incorporate literally any event as evidence for your belief, even ones that directly contradict your system

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It's my turn to take the office :lemon_dog: home to look after for the weekend 💖

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i love this website because i now have a burgeoning collection of high definition renders of Thanos, but nude.

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cops, death 

i wonder how the average death rate for cops compares with that of the general population. does such a breakdown exist?

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites