wandrew @wandrew@godforsaken.website

In the UK it's legal* to punch someone really hard in the leg. If they've facing you, you can shout "dead leg" to give them a sporting chance. If they don't make their escape, pow, punch them in the leg.

(* it's not in any way legal and is in fact highly illegal)

Monbiot gets bother from PACE trial author Michael Sharpe, who is doubling down on a biopsychosocial model of ME/CFS and is now applying the same model to long covid (which is likely itself to be ME/CFS). Monbiot is right to draw attention to the malpractice of the PACE trial, particularly to its close association with the DWP. An epidemic of Long covid is going to draw a backlash from the DWP et al.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/apr/14/super-spreading-long-covid-professor-press-coverage

i cooka da pizza

the truth comes to light

I just learned the bassy, raspy sounding instrument in the song The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel is a bass harmonica.

I've been looking at pictures of people playing them and they're all extremely siiick.

Pretending to people that I'm very small by being regular sized and playing a bass harmonica while I walk down the street.

i bribe-a the officials

i cooka da pizza

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*cronch*

it's so fucking insane that back in the day they would make you pay £12 to sit in a room while a movie plays and they wouldn't allow you to bring your own food in

AJ Soprano's biggest crime is being a gamer

a bartender walks into a bar. they work there

i like my coffee like i like my metal, sludgy

sorry liberals but musicians make better music the longer they've been making music, not worse