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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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The one good thing about moving instances is I get too post my favourite boof heads Solomon and Simon again

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Is it pronounced witches live or witches live?

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The modern symbol of communism should be the tools of the modern worker:

A burger spatula crossed with a pneumatic nail gun

This was going to be a shitpost

but the more I think about it...

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When the half-a-dozen people who interact with the majority of your posts are offline

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it'll never stop being funny to me that my grandfather got blackballed by mccarthy et al for suspicions of being a gay communist and here i am, a gay communist, pissing on mccarthy's grave

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[putting my ear to the ground]

sounds like there’s podcast drama on twitter

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[grips hat as it nearly blows off my head] there's a storm a'brewin,,

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i wanna go to England so people can call me a geezer

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saw the 5th element & im stumped. its not about boron?!

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Sharing a tweet that made me happy. Also Ravelry's twitter is VERY wholesome.

Bryan Menegus‏ @BryanDisagrees: A social network for knitting just made every other website look like goddamn cowards

Ravelry @ravelry: We are banning support of Donald Trump and his administration on Ravelry. We cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy. More details: ravelry.com/content/no-trump

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Advertisement image, trashpost? 

I think we should change the notification bloop to the brown note

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if you wanna know what really gets me off its good stern municipal typography

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