wandrew @wandrew@godforsaken.website

tell me where u actually live would you like that

oh no i’m pregnant

the biggest tragedy of all this is clearly no more gathering of the juggalos

not all karens

replyguying tarzanboy is my number one hobby online

In 2019 it’s cancel or be canceled

I'm old enough to remember "outside"

Tired: excellent steampunk dick

Wired:

you know the kind of really leathery tanned old white women you find chain smoking and drinking half after half (no pints, it's not ladylike) in shit resorts?that's what i want for my future.

A spooky night carnival rolls into town as Halloween nears, but when you go into the giant creepy purple tent it's just me in booty shorts dancing to music in my AirPods (you can hear the music and I'm really off beat).

this coochie belongs to the Lord

pi is 3,14 exactly. we made up the idea of there being more digits to keep the nerds busy

got banned from arby's for threatening to turn into a giant centipede and eat the manager, which is bullshit first off,

kasia dog scientist

the main thing to know about ethicists is they don't know trolleys have brakes

starting a relief fund for home burglars

2019: Joker comes out

2020: government says we can't be in a society anymore

coincidence?

people on the internet are a damn mess!

boosting the turban sage toot on this instance as a rite of passage

Godzilla always looking like he just shit his pants