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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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In the UK it's legal* to punch someone really hard in the leg. If they've facing you, you can shout "dead leg" to give them a sporting chance. If they don't make their escape, pow, punch them in the leg.

(* it's not in any way legal and is in fact highly illegal)

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If there's one thing I've got a tremendous amount of its moxie

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Long covid and ME/CFS article, british medical institutional ableism 

Monbiot gets bother from PACE trial author Michael Sharpe, who is doubling down on a biopsychosocial model of ME/CFS and is now applying the same model to long covid (which is likely itself to be ME/CFS). Monbiot is right to draw attention to the malpractice of the PACE trial, particularly to its close association with the DWP. An epidemic of Long covid is going to draw a backlash from the DWP et al.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

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I just learned the bassy, raspy sounding instrument in the song The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel is a bass harmonica.

I've been looking at pictures of people playing them and they're all extremely siiick.

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Pretending to people that I'm very small by being regular sized and playing a bass harmonica while I walk down the street.

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shitpost about NFTs someone must have already made 

War between the KLF and the Wu-Tang Clan as to who has prior art on the whole NFT thing

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it's so fucking insane that back in the day they would make you pay £12 to sit in a room while a movie plays and they wouldn't allow you to bring your own food in

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AJ Soprano's biggest crime is being a gamer

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evergiven was protecting us from kaiju and no ones talking about it

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a bartender walks into a bar. they work there

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i like my coffee like i like my metal, sludgy

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sorry liberals but musicians make better music the longer they've been making music, not worse

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