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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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getting reports that catrin is good and I'm inclined to believe them!!

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some donegal west coast pictures, including some very high cliffs

Mairéad again has taken a lot of better ones so i'll post some up when she's done her edit but for now here's a bit of what my phone saw...

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if all you have is a basic model of violent domination that equates it with sexuality, everything starts to look like an e-girl or an Instagram thot, I guess?

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it's interesting how the soyboy thing links the punitive/ridiculing sexualization of effeminacy by homophobes to right-wing contempt for left or progressive men, by way of at-least-unconscious echoing of "duckface," which was always a way to neg and get mad at women you were horny at

connect that to alt-righters running their political targets through FaceApp girl filters and then posting online about how they can't stop jacking off to it

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Liberals think that good socialism is when the government forces the hot dog companies and the hot dog bun companies to finally agree on putting equal numbers of buns and dogs in their packages

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millennials be staring at their communicators and drinking synth ale

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letting the men disembark the cruise ship first because it's i before he except after sea

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Every graveyard in the United States is a Museum to the Victims of Capitalism

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someone online: i'm going to be able to inform you that my toots are too busy with their "emotions"

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me trying to figure out whatever fuckwittery is happening on this website tonight

describing an implausible scenario for comedic purposes

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me: just finished a shift at the dick sucking factory. boy am i tired

at dave at foss land dot org: i dont think its possible to industrially produce dick sucking?

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