shit, comma, post.
wake up early. start calling random offices and saying "i apologize for calling the main line, i don't have anyone else's number there. this is Mike's wife. he won't be in today because he has explosive sharts."
by the time you call the second office there's a 100% chance you will have impacted the whole day of at least one Mike out there.
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