Pinned toot
Pinned toot
Pinned toot

Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted

it's friday, almost quitting time

time to post some disco

youtu.be/dyezr9KCjLg

Kitty Grant - Glad to Know You

wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted

#KronosFact while Kronos very much wants you to pet him and take him for walks, he also wants to eat you

wandrew boosted

#HercFact while dogs eat an average of 10 blades of grass a week, Herc is an outlier and his 1000 blades of grass a day should not be counted

wandrew boosted

#HercFact if a Herc approaches you in the wild, and has black fur, that is actually a Kronos, he got out, run

wandrew boosted

#HercFact while very good at understanding human language, Herc often doesn't listen to commands. This is because he knows that he will face no consequences for his actions

wandrew boosted

every time i see Females in a book shop i get so pissed lmao

wandrew boosted

damn can't believe elon musk tested positive for ligma :/

wandrew boosted

"ah shit the apples n pears, chewsday again, innit" - bri'ish people

wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted

I can’t believe I didn’t think of the name Mitch Guitar

wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
wandrew boosted
Show older
this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites