wandrew @wandrew@godforsaken.website

Carol

Is it pronounced witches live or witches live?

darth vader had crippling sleep apnea

I’m hot and I’m funny

The modern symbol of communism should be the tools of the modern worker:

A burger spatula crossed with a pneumatic nail gun

This was going to be a shitpost

but the more I think about it...

When the half-a-dozen people who interact with the majority of your posts are offline

chugging a big frothy decanter of pure clout

it'll never stop being funny to me that my grandfather got blackballed by mccarthy et al for suspicions of being a gay communist and here i am, a gay communist, pissing on mccarthy's grave

Gonna get mad about some podcasts

[putting my ear to the ground]

sounds like there’s podcast drama on twitter

[grips hat as it nearly blows off my head] there's a storm a'brewin,,

wait larry david is a real person?

i wanna go to England so people can call me a geezer

Tonight's aesthetic is #healyn

saw the 5th element & im stumped. its not about boron?!

Poster’s remorse

Sharing a tweet that made me happy. Also Ravelry's twitter is VERY wholesome.

Bryan Menegus‏ @BryanDisagrees: A social network for knitting just made every other website look like goddamn cowards

Ravelry @ravelry: We are banning support of Donald Trump and his administration on Ravelry. We cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy. More details: https://www.ravelry.com/content/no-trump

I keep reading this "Tired of waking up, sweaty?" and it's a lot more ominous that way.

if you wanna know what really gets me off its good stern municipal typography