watching sewing bee and did a little scream when esme said she made leos shirts in romeo + juliet! she's so cool!

you are not a "refugee" twitter users.

fucking quit it

there's a couple of blue tits in the tree outside and nina is extremely overwhelmed with bird excitement. tail going sick, making little chittering noises it's very cute

i'm not even disinterested in sports i just don't give a shit about premier league football and my main knowledge of footie players is ppl from the 90s bc i'm elderly

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all the ppl big mad about eurovision posting is this what i feel like when there's a big uk footie event happening and twitter is entirely just about lads i've never heard of

well well well sorry to america i hope your tl is more normal now

eurovision 

well wot in the fuck? a second place for πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ is just very silly imo what a time to be online

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eurovision 

well πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ have smashed this surely ??? can't see anyone topping that

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I truly thought the rasmus were gonna clean up in the televote just bc they're the rasmus? and the czech republic getting five??? lmao wtf is going on

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eurovision 

i am genuinely baffled by this I assume we're not gonna win but we will absolutely be high up and i don't get it we are absolutely not the best song and everyone hates us, luv tha don't make no sense

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I'm flabbergasted you know i've had to crack open a can of hobgoblin, how have we got over a hundred points ????

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eurovision 

jaw is on the floor at how many points the uk is getting???? assume it'll taper off very quickly when it gets to the public vote which will be very funny but wow when did we even last get a single 12 points? top of the leader board seems like a fever dream

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eurovision 

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺ i would respect the cowboy vibe more if he was wearing chaps 🀠

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Eurovision 

Lady Macbeth wants to know what soap she's using.

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