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Please boost and support a Black Deaf Autistic person’s survival fund after escaping domestic violence. Covid and discriminatory and racist landlords mean that they are still looking for safe housing and need support with ongoing needs and expenses!

Thank you!

Buttering your keyboard then eating it like it was flatbread.

Thinking about people I loved in dreams, who I begged to come find me as I felt myself wake, and none of them are here yet??? Pretty rude if you ask me.

I once knew a Cardassian; a dashing handsome young man with a promising career. But one day through no fault of his own he found himself exiled and alone with nowhere to turn.

in swedish the word for tax is the word for treasure. gotta give your treasure away. :thinkergunsunglasses:

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all right which one of you named a fleet carrier "catgirl costco" in elite

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the virgin English: "I transitioned to female."
the chad Toki Pona: "mi meli e mi", which literally translates to "i girled myself"

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If you missed my boost, Amazon's got a union busting campaign and well they want you to rat em out. It would be such a shame if everyone sent them junk and spam.


Due to listening to the phantom of the opera movie soundtrack while playing a (cool) morrowind lich mod I will forever associate it with liches and, honestly? Past the point of no return would absolutely be acceptable to sing before drinking the potion to turn you into a lich.

youtube.com/watch?v=GOGa0CxaPL (1m17s in)

DC metaphysics give me a brainache. 😭
No offense but it's a mess, contract a better demiurge next time!!!

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domestic violence, mutual aid for Black Queer woman in need of housing 

help a homeless queer, black woman 👇🏿

gofund.me/397b435a (more details here if needed)
venmo @zeekam

@mutualaid @OCRbot

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Just thinking about the mushroom that only grows in central Texas and southern Japan, and has been growing in these two separate locations for 19 million years (the Devil's Cigar)

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What if we put Sailor Moon's head on top of a bat's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb

Thinking about how the Poirot intro is 100% vaporwave

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