my mam keeps talking about people who got scammed trying to buy their bairns a nintendo switch for christmas and every time she mentions kids i keep saying "actually the switch is an adult entertainment system for sophisticated adults" and she is getting really mad at me
amazed that nobody's asked what a 'bairn' is.
@horrowfide amazed that anyones still reading my posts tbh
disagree, your posts are both epic and rad.
@horrowfide horrowfide you are a sweet man thank you
the exception that proves the rule.
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