deleting all the selfies from my phone that prove i exist and just being left with the ones which make me look like a cryptid

nobody has ever really interacted with hanny... what you think is hanny was a lump of red goo with some twigs poking out.

@JohnBrownJr the blur and the strange magnetic field? all natural, baby 😉

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