lovingly milking a dick, pouring the "milk" into big vats, adding a starter culture of bacteria and then rennet to curdle the milk, proceeding to drain liquid from the curds in order to make a delicious cheese
@swampwitch69 thanks I hate it
@swampwitch69 ah. i had hoped never to see this again
@pisscotheque it's my masterpiece
@swampwitch69 this at least is undeniable
@swampwitch69 oh no
@swampwitch69 A lovely cumembert
@swampwitch69 Weird kink but I can work with that
@swampwitch69 n- no no no
@swampwitch69 u sick fuck hanny i love u
@swampwitch69 hanny hanny hanny hanny why have you done this to me
@swampwitch69 thanks for bringin back a classic
@swampwitch69 "This is fantastic! What kind of cheese is this? Washed rind?"
"Blasted rind, actually, but good guess!"
@swampwitch69 the best vegan cheese imo
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