there is two types of boy in the world: "tarzan" and "snake". dont forget this and you'll go far.
also lemur now. apparently @horrowfide.
@swampwitch69 How to tell?
@Gargron just go with your gut
@swampwitch69 pretty much just one then tbh
@tarzanboy every time ive hung out with snakeboy we've either been asked to leave the pub or did a bunch of drugs so yeah i get it
@swampwitch69 hmm maybe there are two boys then. Its literally my job to ask people to leave the pub
@tarzanboy well it's me that got us kicked out the pub so maybe theres still just one boy
@swampwitch69 this is now one of the mysteries of this world
@tarzanboy im gonna study every boy and work this shit out once and for all
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