there is two types of boy in the world: "tarzan" and "snake". dont forget this and you'll go far.

@tarzanboy every time ive hung out with snakeboy we've either been asked to leave the pub or did a bunch of drugs so yeah i get it

@swampwitch69 hmm maybe there are two boys then. Its literally my job to ask people to leave the pub

@tarzanboy well it's me that got us kicked out the pub so maybe theres still just one boy

@tarzanboy im gonna study every boy and work this shit out once and for all

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