every time i try and reminisce with people about the girl who used to have a twitter account called 'things in my fanny' where she used to post photos of like, a buzz lightyear figure up her vag, or like, a deodorant tin, or like, a tube of smarties nobody seems to remember it.

sad that nobody seems to remember this crucial part of western culture

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an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

@swampwitch69 Well, I think thursday is currently unoccupied by a hashtag here, so maybe it will make a comeback.

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

@garfiald do you like how happy the little army man figurine looks

@swampwitch69 interesting that it looks happy to you... its kinda ambiguous imo

@garfiald @swampwitch69 to me it’s a *record scratch* “yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

a photo of chicken in someone's vagina but it's an exhibit in moscow art museum 

an actual photo of an army man figurine in someones vagina 

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