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@swampwitch69 I’m glad the weekend is here too though! Time to relax! :D

send me your poor, your tired, your dick pics (at least 300 dpi)

your dad crafted me a dildo that's an exact replica of his cock for my birthday. it looks like shit, graeme!

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If you want to create some x-rated fanart of any of the vivid characters featured in my toots (Italian Poirot, Drunk-And-Emotional Scott Adams, Marxist Rodney Dangerfield etc) please, feel free!

in britain when we say bog we usually mean the shitter and i think that's beautiful

theres only two types of people: bog roll mummies and bin bag witches

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fucking disgusted that porn is allowed on the #ass and #wife tags. don't they know there's #mastodev for that

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DM me #ass. And it doesn’t even have to be your own ass, just DM me ass. If you send me a pic of myself; even more bonus points.

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@swampwitch69 selfies with really unflattering angles and lighting and shitty cameras

selfies but it's people just looking like shit

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