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Someone come smoke menthols with me in a car park, it'll be romantic

just looked up what eggnog actually is and wtf you motherfuckers are actually drinking this?

im in town and there are so many men wearing shorts what's the fucking Deal

eggsona (poached, scrambled, fried)
boiled eggsona (boiled)

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i want a snouts.online account where i can rp as a Goldman Sachs employee. i want to bring the handle “InvestmentSolutions@snouts.online” into existence

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my mate olchar runs the publishing label, mOnocle-lash anti-press, and is doing some incredibly cool work bringing translation and histories of the 19th & early 20th century avant-gardes to modern readers, as well as publishing new work by contemporary avant-garde artists - if you are nice enough to click through and look at my thing please check out the other stuff on the site!! there's some cool as fuck stuff on there

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dear host mom sorry i threw all your 1980s bar soap away. my grand neurological problem compelled me to do so

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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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ukpol 

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honestly thought baby yoda was cool until he bought up all that rental property in low income neighborhoods

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites