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judging you all for your misplaced punctuation that is actually just dirt on my screen

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my windsock says conditions are perfect. I've also got this box of waste ground liken roadside verges and that. dream a garden

Sunny all day and then it starts raining just as i leave the house🙃

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On Scraping Mastodon:

If they hadn't misunderstood the difference between a name of a field and the social and cultural implications of it's usage, this paper wouldn't have been written.

medium.com/@maloki/on-scraping

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screaming "TEA, EARL GREY. HOT" at my microwave, then staring at it for 10 minutes

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there is only ONE bigfoot and it was pretty much tailor made for wanking, and thats a FACT

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i don't know who needs to hear this but [45 minutes of dialup noise]

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I am lucky enough to have been able to save up & buy some pretty decent craft equipment:
a sewing machine, over-locker, & a heavy duty electric die-cutter /embossing machine.

I know a lot of people want to craft/learn different crafts but are broke or can't access machines for various reasons.

Am wondering if there is a way I can share these with ppl, but I worry about not having the spoons or the logistics of it.

Am rambling.
TLDR; I have some stuff & am trying to work how to share it.

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selfie, ec, boost+ 

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