only one of these boys has personally granted me near-exclusive permission to shitpost about his dick

snakeboy's dick comes with corkscrew and bottle opener attachments, along with a ring of lockpicks

snakeboy's dick is changing its name from Reginald to Sebastian

snakeboy's dick has a terabyte of storage and its own mp3 collection

when snakeboy thinks with his dick, it tells him to invest in real estate

since @snakeboy is the last of the Boy Triumvirate to not see this thread I feel like I oughta at him


@byttyrs oh i'm glad you did, mads. you're on form, i knew you were the right person for the job

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