if i'm ever not on mastodon, posting you can safely assume i'm somewhere in real life doing cool things, taking some drugs, driving a loud car, doing some kind of a sex etc. etc.
@snakeboy this guy has sex
@snakeboy sex? That shits illegal your going to jail
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