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i wanna be like "how come more of you don't post about my dick huh??" due to loving attention but in reality the list of who is allowed to post about my dick is small and exclusive (like my dick)

@Jewbacchus the list:

1) Mads
2) Probably some others, yet to be confirmed

@Jewbacchus @snakeboy snakeboy's dick is permanently coiled in a conical shape like one of those plastic dog poops

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