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Nobody really wanted urinals to become a standard feature of men's toilets, they actually started out as a simple way to compare your dick with the rest of the lads so you don't have to ask them to tell you if yours looks weird or not

@snakeboy That's a common misconception - they replaced the communal showers that once served the same purpose. They were originally invented so we could compare dicks in times of drought but became standard fixtures in new construction due to being generally more water- and space-efficient.

@snakeboy lmao you goddamn genius *slams fist on table* Give this man a reality show!

@snakeboy The reality show I'm producing for you takes place on an island with 10 others conventionally physically attractive adults. Everyone is nude except you. And they're making fun of you. This show goes on for 6 seasons.

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