No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.

hey!! pleroma users don't interact with this post. This one's just for mastodon users!!

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@snakeboy im gonna interact with it on my pleroma alt just to spite you

@snakeboy This genuinely feels like moderating any online community

@snakeboy I logged off yesterday for like 5 minutes and almost missed Jackdaw being lewd on main. I never would have lived it down.

@snakeboy come on anyone can make a nine men’s morris joke. i believe in you

@snakeboy snakeboy invite me to the groupchat so I can take a posting sabbatical and catch up later.

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