No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.
hey!! pleroma users don't interact with this post. This one's just for mastodon users!!
@snakeboy sometimes the meme is funny
@snakeboy im gonna interact with it on my pleroma alt just to spite you
@snakeboy you are the glue that holds this god forsaken web site together
@snakeboy well actually if u run masto in a vm
@snakeboy This genuinely feels like moderating any online community
@snakeboy I logged off yesterday for like 5 minutes and almost missed Jackdaw being lewd on main. I never would have lived it down.
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites