No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.

hey!! pleroma users don't interact with this post. This one's just for mastodon users!!

@snakeboy im gonna interact with it on my pleroma alt just to spite you

@snakeboy you are the glue that holds this god forsaken web site together

@snakeboy also, the final boss, Eugen, will come along and not listen to you.

@lyliawisteria idk one time i asked him to boost my post that said like "epic dick, kind sir" and he just did it

@snakeboy This genuinely feels like moderating any online community

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