No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.
hey!! pleroma users don't interact with this post. This one's just for mastodon users!!
Just boosting this tonight for *no particular reason*
@snakeboy im gonna interact with it on my pleroma alt just to spite you
@snakeboy well actually if u run masto in a vm
@snakeboy This genuinely feels like moderating any online community
@snakeboy I logged off yesterday for like 5 minutes and almost missed Jackdaw being lewd on main. I never would have lived it down.
@snakeboy come on anyone can make a nine men’s morris joke. i believe in you
@snakeboy Hey, some of us /are/ feral animals and don't attack!
@snakeboy snakeboy invite me to the groupchat so I can take a posting sabbatical and catch up later.
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites