Getting to the pearly gates and Saint Peter begins to read out all my posts that didn't get any faves or boosts

@snakeboy "scratching my balls and ass whole" he intones for a fourth time as I look at my feet

@snakeboy he reads then, uncertain why they didn't get likes, then likes them as he reads them off

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