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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

after all is said and done… we’re just dogs in the machine…

I've decided I will not be celebrating Christmas this year as it is a feminine holiday

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Mastodon was created when Gargron was bit by a radioactive elephant, turning him into a superhero called Website Boy

been calling my poundland wireless earbuds 'airpods' lately because I'm getting old

whatching 20 seconds of an instructional video about how how to iron a shirt before deciding it'll be fine actually

my boss alt tabbed away from a YouTube video of the top 10 scariest horror movie moments when I walked into his office

the most impactful activism happens when we give time and energy to our own local communities. that’s why ive been down the dump all day breathalysing the rats

I never knew Brave New World was mainly about how extremely weird Aldous Huxley was

scrub daddy would have a much more sinister vibe if he had a nose i think

this april fools day, i pledge that there will be no pranks, japes or antics on my social media profile

🀝 this page is a safe place for fools 🀝

copy and paste my status to show your support for the fool community

i met alex and dear baby henri!!!! henri got told to look at the camera and immediately struck a cool pose πŸ’œ

I wash my butt one cheek at a time the same as everyone else

listening to the toilet flush in crisp 1080p resolution πŸ‘Œ

half of my recommended videos on YouTube right now are about the steam deck

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since i reserved a steam deck i have done nothing but think about the steam deck every single day and i will continue to do so until after Q3 2022

(getting my bones broken by sticks and stones) ahhh

yer da's taken BLM out of his bio and popped a little ukraine flag in there

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites