dick cheney was the person who shot 50 cent all those times. he got away with it by pulling strings

walking into the harry potter pop-up restaurant with my assault rifle and firing off three warning rounds. I demand to know where they're keeping the elves, I know this conspiracy runs deep

*flipping through pictures in my wallet and pointing to each one* That's me in the corner... *turns to the next picture* That's me in the spotlight... *turns to you* I'm losing my religi

wearing six pagers and theyre all buzzing. i got two flip phones to my ears tryna to see whats going down

that's me inside your head
that's me inside your
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD

Looks like @snakeboy's awake. Back on his bullshit. Ready to post about his long time favorite hobby: Quilting.

I don't believe in these so-called "moving" pictures, it's a trick and I REFUSE to be fooled

big mistakes being made all over the earth as we speak

saving precious seconds by falling down the stairs every time instead of walking down

saving precious seconds by falling down the stairs every time instead of walking down

moustache selfie, ec 

date night idea: smoke a 20 pack of menthols and think really hard about aliens

me, watching the news, shaking my head and loudly tutting: "terrible"

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