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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

pdfhost.io/v/q~Xi4vcZ4_dmtpdf.

Half of tiktok is just people saying

"I was today years old when I learned enjoying sweet food is a trauma response"

And all the comments are like

"... wait I thought that was normal ☠️"

we encountered some big beasties on our walk, wilma was desperate to get right up to them which is hilarious because she's terrified of sheep, decided not to get too close because I don't really know what kind of temperament they have

i can hear the fucking national anthem rolling over the fucking hills

ok now I'm playing a game about lord of the rings too but not like in a nerd way

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hanny is sat next to me on the sofa watching evangelion and I'm still going to be able to say I've never seen evangelion because I'm simply playing with virtual mountain bikes on my new toy

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my steam deck is going to be sent out soon and it'll be cool to be able to play AAA games again because my pc is very very bad but i'm just watching videos of people playing Blood on it to make sure i can still play games from 1997 for hundreds of hours in 2022, but on the sofa

rip queen elizabeth II, she would've loved cars on the road. 🚗🙏

The Queen is fine actually, she's feeling great and clapping cheeks with Megan thee stallion in refreshing display of vigour

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