god i dont care what has to happen for it but please i need another austin powers movie this is the only thing that will soothe the utter nihilism in my soul at a culture made for mindless consumption. you will watch the austin powers movie and you will be forced to think about it, and this experiment will further the social consciousness

my take is this: apart from my three sons and their rowdy friends we take camping every summer i should never have to interact with any teenagers in my life, especially on the internet. it's simple

Welcome to the No Take Zone, where things are very complex when you start getting into them and both sides seem well intentioned, really

I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help

making rage comics about transubstantiation to connect with my students

[reading a bad take completely stone-faced, unmoving but for my eyes as they scan the screen, feeling nothing inside but a vague recognition of the space where emotion should go]

i'm so angry right now i'm literally shaking

One guard sings only in rap. One guard sings only in country.

How do you escape the labyrinth?

I should get my own private break room where I don't have to be near other people

thinking about the Chuckle Brothers and sobbing at work

@snakeboy I just don't get why it's there, ok? I always trip over it

world championships of staring at a wall and trying not to feel anything

saving precious seconds by falling down the stairs every time instead of walking down

eating a wet dollar as you walk into my office

Welcome to the No Take Zone, where things are very complex when you start getting into them and both sides seem well intentioned, really

There are over 2 hundred people in the world .. that’s so many

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