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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

pdfhost.io/v/q~Xi4vcZ4_dmtpdf.

I'm playing super mario galaxy and here's my review: it's good.

what the fuck this isnt newgrounds dot com

lewd thanksgiving/food/might delete 

a lot of people worry about talking politics with their family, so i tried to avoid it at the dinner table by saying, "this stuffing is delicious. you can really taste the difference when it's cooked in the turkey's pussy"

this did NOT go over well!

Mary probably said all the time to Jesus, β€œJesus, were you born in a barn??”

i will draw anyone a fursona however my only condition is that you have to not be a furry.

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if you don’t like me: have you considered just liking me?

i wonder how much younger than my dad orifice vulgatron is

Did you know that the Crab Rave video, directed by Stephen Spielberg, was the first time CGI was ever used?

i wasn't even into guitar hero when i joined masto lol

Important News: Hanny has drawn me a fursona and this is me now, forget all the times I posted a human face. I take back any posts I've made making fun of furries, it's cool actually. 🐍

food 

update on my morning: I'm eating cheese on toast over the sink to save on washing up

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brain is a butter churn and babey, you can call me the milkmaid

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