Posting 2: The Postening
standing in front of a full length mirror nude, looking at my dick through a pair of binoculars
making a 2 hour long video essay about your hour long video essay
meet up with me irl so you can sit and think "well i'm not sure why i thought it'd go any better than this really"
is fear vegan
Someone come smoke menthols with me in a car park, it'll be romantic
POV: you ignore me as i take a hammer to our 100-year old hardwood floors
gonna print this post out and show it to my dad
cute date idea: we smash enough codeine that our entire bodies are itchy then we go on a tour of every greggs in the town
strolling into town and proceeding to fuck every single thing up
work is slightly more tolerable these days since I invented a cool new game to pass the time called "Steal Absolutely Everything"
vomit just gets funnier every year
me and JC Denton have a secret handshake and he said he's inviting me to his birthday party
thinking about me and JC Denton becoming closer as friends as we crawl through a ventilation shaft together
Just saw a dude lick a dollar bill
buffing my nuts with a rag and polishing paste for guys night out
finally, a video game for perverts!
they should stop making so many sequels but also they should make another parpapa the rapper
dont talk about anime to me
selfie, a idiot and an clown
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