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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

i will murder anyone who tries to give me a virtual hug. i will never accept a virtual hug.

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i want a hug (please do not type *gives hug* or similar at me)

day 3 of having the song "Alive" by christian new metal band band P.O.D. stuck in my head thanks to @snakeboy

โœจ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช you have been visited by the stripy flag of unsolicited computer advice.

fast boot times and affordable software will come to you, but only if you type:

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only just noticed it gets dark at half seven now, shite

If I get a bike, will I fall off it and never ride it again?

@ElfLord @snakeboy As a professional fencer, I find this entire thread to be shocking and disgusting. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

i know i have been on here too long because i am always in disbelief when i run into people in other parts of the internet who really believe communism is bad

lads, guess who's bike lock has completely broken whilst locked to a fence

thinking about how it is probably for the best that the Duck from Duckula did not actually drink blood. that would have been hideous

very funny to me that when spotify tries to make a playlist of new music for me to discover it just puts '96 quite bitter beings' as the first track

just sucked a bit of glass out of my index finger, what's up?

look at this sweetheart to fall in love instantly!

I know it's not #FineFemmeFriday but it don't get more fine or femme than this in my neck of the woods

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