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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

what sex concept did you just totally misunderstand for unexplained reasons? I thought oral sex meant really really long sex when i was a kid but i can't remember why

doing Corey Taylor's new ten step program to make my neck thicker

rambling shite 

recently my therapist pointed out that sitting and thinking/worrying about stuff is a habit i learned so now when i sit and think about very nice things in my life i have this little tinge of guilt that i shouldn't just be sitting and thinking about stuff i should be like actually living cos sitting and thinking about nice stuff is a habit too and i'm not being like very in the moment and mindful doing that. but maybe i just wanna sit and think about stuff that makes me feel nice

girls do podcasts called 'wine crime' where they pretend to be drunk, call serial killers hot and appropriate aave. boys do podcasts called 'the penis cheney experience' where they talk about aocs feet and use an air horn sound effect 'ironically'. they both should be banned.

it's like fricking summer out there lads, TAPS AFF

I am the Arthur Chu of the fediverse:

moist-looking and covered in ants

I'm installing limewire on yer da's computer

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