lewd, food, corporate branding 

@selontheweb i saw the mayo lineup and was like "this seems so familiar???"

@red @selontheweb at first I thought you'd edited the names to match the other candidates but then I was like "where's Buttmayo... no wait THESE ARE THE ACTUAL 'FLAVORS' AUUUUGGGGHHHH" but still, YES.

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The inconsistent naming scheme really makes it, imo

Still trying to figure out which sauce starts with "kra"

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