as a rule I don't consume media with titles like "the frothed doil" or "the drawings of mrs. belvedere." i only watch shit that's like "big boysenberry hits the whoa" and "Suspicion."


movies had better suck or make me think about death. no yearning. no aching. no learning.

@selontheweb this is why I like haha yeah

getting all the yearning out of the way so we can get to the real meat of what we want: a bullshit stream of consciousness that goes on for an appropriate period of time

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