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remember when your teeth would fall out and people would be stoked

@selontheweb hell yeah i used to twist em around until they popped out

@selontheweb yeah i couldnt wait for them to come out on their own i had to make them bleed. i was a weird kid.

@selontheweb I remember at some point, well past when all my baby teeth had fallen out, feeling like I still had some that just never came out

@selontheweb I said something to this effect to my cousin and she was like “omg Jordy, all of your baby teeth have fallen out by now” but I was still like, pretty sure she was wrong

@selontheweb Turned out she was right, as it happens. That or I still have some kicking around in there waiting to fall out. No way to know for certain

@selontheweb and they gave you money like you were performing some amazing feat

@selontheweb i dreamed once that i felt pain in the teeth so i touched my mouth and all teeth started to fall. Then i woke up in panic and went to the bathroom to check in a mirror, i touched my mouth and all teeth started to fall. Then i woke up in panic and went to the bathroom to check in a mirror and i never enjoyed a dream since that weird day.

@selontheweb I had to have like 5 baby teeth pulled because they just flat out refused to die properly.

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