helena bottom carter @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

one man's trash is another man's rubbish

@pisscotheque I've truly never seen a dog honk a horn with more confidence and abandon

Based toilet

@pisscotheque owned

he should Dr. Lessau, if you ask me

The solstice with the mostice 🌞

is it hot to drink poison, or is it hot to be immune to poison?

When I'm greeting someone wretched who is beneath me I say "What's up, worm?"

pussy so fat it hates mondays

if I were a scientist with dubious ethics I would simply have not given chimpanzees brain-improving gene therapy and then let them escape, ultimately resulting in a planet of the apes. fucking amateurs

IRCed-up reply boy with a little bit of lag busts it down Federated style. is he bloated with the FOSS

is a sandwich a soup. is a car a leg. is a horse a table. is my ass a fruit. is

Beginner toilet

I'm going to marry a soprano or a professional wrestler