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Hey baby are you a Calais Sex Arse? Because I wanna pass you around~

keith haring dog chased me down the car park and bit me on the arse

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might lie here doing nothing and feeling overwhelmed until it gets dark!! that will make me feel better

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i have a moderate amount of stuff i need to do today and im thinking about drowning myself in the bath

i hope they just get andy serkis in some kind of suit. practical effects only, respectful stuff, by the book. or they could make a muppet

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or if they could go for the 11th if they wanted to make it a long weekend. up to you if you're reading

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whichever committee is in charge of pretending the queen is still alive until a convenient date could do us a real favour on 10th april this year just saying

who do you think they're going to get to play the queen for her public appearance at the jubilee party

paul atreides undergoing forced fremenization

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