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there's a guy named "Aitch" performing during halftime of the Jets game in London, and it doesn't seem like anyone in England even likes him

Ink October 8 "Watch"

[CW for cow peering in through the window spookily]

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“super smash bros melee” is italian for “super smash bros apples”

bought a time machine on the cheap, but apparently it operates on terminator rules and my clothes and glasses got disintegrated in the time tunnel. now all the peasants are guffawing about "yondre dypshitte"

Ink October 6 "Spirit"

[CW for a scary Victorian-style ghost in the expanded image]

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linda ronstadt and peabo bryson have come out of retirement to perform a moving, sentimental duet about how my dick is “no good”

performing all bodily functions simultaneously in perfect efficiency. none of you can match this output

anyone who is funnier than me is 'irony poisoned'. anyone less funny than me is 'normie' or 'cringe'

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites