Ink October 11 "Sour"#inktober #drawtober #MastoArt
#inktober day 11: sour[food in expanded image ig]
there's a guy named "Aitch" performing during halftime of the Jets game in London, and it doesn't seem like anyone in England even likes him
Ink October 8 "Watch"#Inktober #Drawtober #MastoArt [CW for cow peering in through the window spookily]"HONEY IT'S THAT COW AGAIN"
I invented the word chillax
“super smash bros melee” is italian for “super smash bros apples”
bought a time machine on the cheap, but apparently it operates on terminator rules and my clothes and glasses got disintegrated in the time tunnel. now all the peasants are guffawing about "yondre dypshitte"
#inktober day 6: spiritthis was way more trouble that it was worth lol
Ink October 6 "Spirit"#Inktober #Drawtober #MastoArt[CW for a scary Victorian-style ghost in the expanded image]
linda ronstadt and peabo bryson have come out of retirement to perform a moving, sentimental duet about how my dick is “no good”
performing all bodily functions simultaneously in perfect efficiency. none of you can match this output
kingdumb farts. hope this helps
anyone who is funnier than me is 'irony poisoned'. anyone less funny than me is 'normie' or 'cringe'
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites