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i added a few new toilets to the @everytoilet list please look forward to enjoying them

*running to the window, flinging wide the shutters* you boy! what day is this?

just seen paul gambaccini threaten to “dissect fran unsworth like a frog without ether” live on bbc news

hope i get turned into one of those disembodied trumpet-playing arses from medieval marginalia when i reach hell, it would be nice to learn an instrument

offering neo a bit of sweetcorn: try this yellow pill dude

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