ive just received an email from tv superstar mr bean, and he wants me to transfer one thousand US dollars into his bank account. first the global pandemic, now this, im honestly not surprised by anything any more!
when i walked out one morn in may and met death by the roadside, i offered him my worldly wealth in store that he might let me live a few years more. and he said yes. rip those dead maidens fair but i'm different