wichita onlineman @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

I'm like Popeye but instead of spinach it's mayonnaise

seen the ass on me

orangutans... the playful gentlemen of the trees

shouting my podcast out of my bedroom window for my neighbours to enjoy

Can you smell a cat?
🧔I cannot
Well I can definitely smell a cat
🧔A cat lives in that house there
Hmm
Boo
What the fuck!
🧔Shit!
Lol
You're fucking dead m8

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compared to humans, its so much easier for toilets to go to the toilet, since they are already a toilet

@pisscotheque you can get ones now. from matalan i think. with a slow cooker setting. you can do a whole stew in them

i have gone to the poasting corner

"merci chef" as a plate of cold slop shatters against the side of my head

funko pop in the piscena

terrifying webbed foot crunch on gravel

Quiet! I can't hear the eggs

Cannot stop laughing at 'bripe baby' being the post of mine that ends up on wikipedia

literally what is the point of flushing the toilet if the next person is just going to shit in it some more. better to build a stockpile and only flush once

alexander techniquing my way around the house. dripping off the furniture like a serpent