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im going to get larger and larger and then you'll all be sorry

dwayne "the rock" johnson in "the fast and furious": woah boy, woah! what is it? what's got you spooked? sh sh sh.
his car: (nervous horse noises)

mad men? more like..... bad men. thank you and good night, there are no icebergs anywhere near this ship

asking my MP if he can do something to sort this shit heap I sometimes call a body

getting tired of working from home, can't wait to get back to my office at the pants shitting factory

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites