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You kids are into Animal Crossing, huh? Well let me tell you about another kind of Cross, upon which a certain man died like an Animal. For you.

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this mario is just a little different: he's a doctor, and he's covered in hair

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the plot to like half of star trek tng episodes is 'someone gets horny'

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ladies love it when a fella has a big old set of knobbly knees

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Werner Herzog has either never cum or cums between 4/5 times a day

covid adjacent, work 

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targeted advertising implying i don't know how to shave my balls

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ahh... now seems like the perfect time to introduce my family to 100 gecs

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what do you think birds think is happening?

covid adjacent, food 

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covid adjacent, food 

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i think if i ran a cult it would be fine. we would all just have a normal and regular time unlike all the other cults people tried to do

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Cavemen basically loved getting frozen in a big cuboid block of ice all the time

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me to a care home nurse in the year 2075: im baby

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:waluigi: 今ζ—₯は何をやろうワγƒͺγ‚ͺ?
:wario: 毎ζ—₯γ‚„γ£γ¦γ‚‹γ“γ¨γ¨εŒγ˜γ“γ¨γ€γƒ―γƒ«γ‚€γ‚Έ
:waluigi: ワハハハ!
:wario: :waluigi: γƒ·γ‚’γ‚™γ‚’γ‚™γ‚’γ‚™γ‚’γ‚™γ‚’γ‚™γ‚’γ‚™

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