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real whimsy goes like 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘦π˜₯𝘴 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘳π˜ͺ𝘷𝘦𝘳

false whimsy goes like π’·π“Šπ“‰π“‰π‘’π“‡π’»π“π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 π’Έπ“Šπ“…π’·π‘œπ’Άπ“‡π’Ή

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i love when i'm accused of having a certain low cunning

*pulls a big sword out of my ass*

i'm the king now.

stop fucking around with piano boys and text me, a piano MAN

and "wise" spice

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they call me the sex fucker on here. i will fuck but only as part of sex

oh no i made a neural network obsessed with "a wolf in a beer bottle"

bigotry, racism 

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good morning to everyone except my balls. i will let them rest

basically how an instance works onhere is that everyone is posting using the admin's home computer. for example at GFWS @pisscotheque lets us all take turns on their computer when they're not using it.

"if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
- Dr. Henry Jekyll, 1886

Hey cryptids, I'm going shopping. I'm probably gonna swing by Antique Land, anyone need any vast and trunkless legs?

i really wish the fellas who hang out down by the quarry would stop referring to me as "bologna tits"

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites