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corporate ghouls are appropriating our culture and i for one will not stand for it

new job at buckingham palace taste testing all the supermarket brand baked beans

new job at the barber school teaching the class where you learn to gently poosh the customer’s head in the right direction

to the tune of Rawhide:

🎵 Postin' postin' postin'🎵

joe pesci’s name either means joe peaches or joe fish. there’s no way of finding out which

hiring a function room just for me to have a sit

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