the CIA did all they could to make helicoptering your dick something that garners ridicule, because they know if you get super good at it you will be able to fly wherever you want for free, eventually ending the reign of cars
looking forward to my future career as a poet. only way i can get anything published is as an independent contractor for the Disney-Amazon-Netflix corporation. my poems are still inscrutable nonsense, but now they're technically part of the Dumbo extended universe