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bring me a big line of sharks are getting cryogenically frozen. the nyt is calling them perennials

all of us bonding covalently in neverending combinations, existing in various trifectas

you're "mowing the lawn"? yeah whatever, you're shaving the earth. grow up.

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selfie, eye contact, yr fella
back in the old village to do a sweet, sad thing

looking forward to my future career as a poet. only way i can get anything published is as an independent contractor for the Disney-Amazon-Netflix corporation. my poems are still inscrutable nonsense, but now they're technically part of the Dumbo extended universe

amy I've never heard the nightfly please don't block me

when lester the nightfly said "i've got plenty of java and chesterfield kings, but i feel like crying"... i felt that

autism posting 

my relationship with reaction images mostly involves me thinking "oh. an expressionless face. haha yeah i guess i would make an expressionless face too". i can't use reaction images

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites