banjo kazooey deschanel @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

bring me a big line of sharks are getting cryogenically frozen. the nyt is calling them perennials

shiting out me arse

doctor mario in his manger

kindly old monk makes a mistake

dr. sex has died

i am this website's little thing

doctor mario needs a huose

you're "mowing the lawn"? yeah whatever, you're shaving the earth. grow up.

selfie, eye contact, yr fella
back in the old village to do a sweet, sad thing

have you ever seen a bird’s weird little leg

Is Yoda's bootyhole green?

looking forward to my future career as a poet. only way i can get anything published is as an independent contractor for the Disney-Amazon-Netflix corporation. my poems are still inscrutable nonsense, but now they're technically part of the Dumbo extended universe

amy I've never heard the nightfly please don't block me

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how did donald fagen manage to predict alan partridge

when lester the nightfly said "i've got plenty of java and chesterfield kings, but i feel like crying"... i felt that

percy that bitch shelley, more like