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these stocks from the olden times had holes for the arms, legs and head, plus a large bonus hole for the criminal’s magnum dong

seeking £200,000 of lottery funding for my conservation work (driving into the forest in my range rover and feeding all of the wolves out of a baby bottle)

my opinion 

@pisscotheque finally someone addresses the elephant in the room on this damn website

my opinion 

shrek 2 just isn’t as good as shrek 1. sorry

why does everyone I know fart. can you all just not. thanks

@pisscotheque your boyfriend bundles you into a soundproof crate while interpol put all dutch ports on high alert [ASMR]

every time someone makes fun of me for being a wife guy I just grow more powerful and satisfied with life

if elected jeremy corbyn would become the worlds first catboy prime minister

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites