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@pisscotheque the spotify advertising algorithm called me a cuck

the spotify advertising algorithm thinks i am a 58-year-old divorced man. the spotify advertising algorithm thinks i have disgusting feet

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it's just (ah)
a little crush (crush)
because my dog
stepped right on my nuuuts

steely danposting 

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asking for help, boosts+ 

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i have all the good hobbies, like enjoying stimuli and participating in consensus reality.

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I wish he were less pennywise and more pennywoke.

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@pisscotheque the layers of processing cows involved in its creation are a terrible mind spiral.. this site is cursed

there's only one factor that determines whether a song is good or not and that's the amount of aggressive cowbell in the bridge

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Splashing a little bit of monster energy behind my ears

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idk service top's speech from a midsummer night's dream

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were all just squirrels chasing after the next nut. in this metaphor, the nut is content

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me shitting: so, what's funny on the website today i wonder

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while you were heterosexually collecting pokemon, i was homosexually collecting your wife

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