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@pisscotheque the spotify advertising algorithm called me a cuck

the spotify advertising algorithm thinks i am a 58-year-old divorced man. the spotify advertising algorithm thinks i have disgusting feet

it's just (ah)
a little crush (crush)
because my dog
stepped right on my nuuuts

steely danposting 

i have all the good hobbies, like enjoying stimuli and participating in consensus reality.

@pisscotheque the layers of processing cows involved in its creation are a terrible mind spiral.. this site is cursed

there's only one factor that determines whether a song is good or not and that's the amount of aggressive cowbell in the bridge

Splashing a little bit of monster energy behind my ears

If a victory isn't pyrrhic I don't want to know about it

@laser i might be overselling it, 90% of the lyrics are 'everybody in the club say 'poop out my ass''

the last neurons to fire in my brain are going to be playing Dean Pelton's payday rap.

It's very unlikely that I would fall down a well

the common french phrase "tant pis", meaning "aunts' piss"

the sad thing about all of it is that when you change the lyrics of a song to a cat's name and sing it to the cat, the cat doesn't even really "get" it

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites