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If a victory isn't pyrrhic I don't want to know about it

@laser i might be overselling it, 90% of the lyrics are 'everybody in the club say 'poop out my ass''

someone came into the toilets while i was doing a rap about pooping out of my ass so now i have to stay in this cubicle until everyone leaves for the night

the last neurons to fire in my brain are going to be playing Dean Pelton's payday rap.

the common french phrase "tant pis", meaning "aunts' piss"

almost constantly a version of bear necessities runs through my head. it starts "I am a... hooomosexual" and that's as far as it goes

Harry Potter and the Big Arse of Shite

the sad thing about all of it is that when you change the lyrics of a song to a cat's name and sing it to the cat, the cat doesn't even really "get" it

i like that to see my face in my media tab you have to sort through about 50 stock images of old people

Hey cryptids, I'm going shopping. I'm probably gonna swing by Antique Land, anyone need any vast and trunkless legs?

some days i feel like a wizened old crone leaning on a gnarled cane

thinking about writing something in a twisted font to match my twisted mind...

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites