please take a moment to think of 'bird'. think of the pointy hard mouth of bird. think of the flapping wings of bird. think of the spindly legs of bird. now, try and tell me that bird is not weird. you cannot.
i don't know why creepy guys with humiliation kinks bother coming to mastodon to fishhook people into roasting their gross dicks when they could simply go on quora and receive 600 sanctimonious dissertation-length essays about how bad their dick sucks