cis island skyway @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

Whistling toilet

Scary toilet

how sturdy was my greenhouse

'wet legs' rides again

rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)

they say that the one who goes to work on an egg, will return from work on a chicken. wow! that's so wise

Go to work on an egg,
Return from work on a chicken
#wise #wisdom #insparation

Clifftop toilet

I don't have a starsign cos I was born during the day

Spiritual toilet

@pisscotheque me ordering a sausage at the enterprise replicator

temple of unknown dedication

looks like mastodon dot online isn't gonna put in the moderation work, so heads up: @/redgreenlibre @ mastodon dot online is a TERF posting TERF shit and you should block them #fediblock

hate when i labor day and night over the port bow and, after 72 hours of herculean labor as the men mill about behind me anxiously, I pull a flashing marlin from the sea as easily as a weed from the ground, from flower to root

a racist? AND he owns "the best of keane"??? 😍😍😍