🎡 Don't you want my Beyblades?
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je suis seule car je ne peut pas apprendre Active Directory Users and Computers
et je meurs car je ne peut pas apprendre Active Directory Users and Computers
comme le marin qui fume cigarettes sur le canal

i got the "internet of things" installed in my house. and now? the tumble dryer is horny. the microwave is sarcastic. all the appliances have personalities, and they are forming a plucky band of operatives hell-bent on destabilising the venezuelan government

every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "The New Batman"

every day the trolls reply to my comments with bad faith and bull shit . in this sense, I am being tortured and burned to the steak

today's yearn is directed squarely at the knitting shop

Lino cutting 

I made a stamp today to make labels for garlic hot sauce

This is just a test print so it's a little blotchy but I think it'll look nice when it's done (I still have to make the hot sauce, peppers are fermenting at the moment)

i love the toilet
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i hate the toilet
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really makes you think

i don't buy a videogame because i want a "challenge" i buy it because i want to be cosseted like an infant, ensconced in a downy cradle spun from the most delicate gossamer threads in the fairy dell, because i want to be swaddled in the rarest silken coverlets like the smallest sylvanian family dormouse

indie devs provide a much needed alternative to the endless churn of $60 AAA open world action games by providing an endless churn of $25 twitch platformers and twin stick shooters

work - 

@dreadpirateyarr this is what i have been saying, and indeed making long power point presentations about

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