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anyone know where i can buy a katana? ive got some water bottles i need to defend my lady from

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how to use katana to take off diaper, set search to 'urgent'

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the moon is looking pretty bright tonight, love thinking about neil armstrong's feet, anyway, night

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everybody expects the sounds from my mouth that sound like they're from my ass, but nobody expects the sounds from my ass that sound like they're from my mouth

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waving my ass in my boyfriend’s face and yelling “SPECIAL GOODS” while he’s trying to play animal crossing

placing my used racketball shorts in a sausage shaped bag to mature until 2022

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a terrible mirror selfie (no eye contact) but pls know this is how i'm dressing for the whole lockdown, this is my entire spring wardrobe

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bb stands for 'buxom babe'. for example if someone calls you 'bb' in a text it means they're calling you a buxom babe, or if someone shoots you with a 'bb' gun they are shooting you with a buxom babe gun. it's simple.

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using my Ballsack as my official seal. pressing my Ballsack into hot wax for government purposes, and government purposes only.

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