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swamp witch activated

what the fuck

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wandrew

tony soprano sitting in his home cinema watching the david lynch version of dune

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gross 

once again, i am asking to have been born literally anywhere else

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Shy bunny

The Good Law Project has four days remaining to reach its £30,000 target to challenge the abominable waiting times for trans healthcare in the UK. If they don't pass £30k, they get nothing. Help make this momentous legal action happen!

crowdjustice.com/case/we-are-j

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every toilet

Catholic toilet

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fraggle

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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Goat Dragonlady (Not A Kobold)

LGBT People who consider themselves somewhere on the Top-Bottom Binary call for responses, Please Boost 

If you'd like to help me do science, please fill in this form. Try not to do joke answers because they're a pain. All data is anonymised and will be published, eventually. If you have any questions comments or concerns, please let me know.

Thanks!

forms.gle/9h1T5DpeMeeDHPim9

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there's so many weird compilations in his vinyl collection that he's like "ah yes i bought that after i heard track 17 at a club in portugal"

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still blows my dam mind that when my dad was a young man if he wanted to hear a song he liked at a time of his choosing he had to go to woolworths and throw down £20 on an album he may or may not have enjoyed

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wandrew

'the shitter's clogged', the three words every woman wants to here

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grant

cowboys of the forest

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every toilet

Flaming toilet

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@schratze what can i say. team work make the dream work

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every toilet

Unmentionable toilet

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im the ceo of farting

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binchicken

this is a bats only belfry dude

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every toilet

Cackling toilet

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dadsite boy

@pisscotheque isoldguyed

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i have been isekai’d into the old peoples home

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video games

Zelda's Revenge

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