@pisscotheque :thonk: I will stop my investigation here, for obvious reasons (human shit)

@WoozleWuzzle these claims are libellous. it just happens to shit like a grown human adult

@pisscotheque I heard a rumour that you've been fouling the hutch to frame :lemon_dog:

@bogperson420 that doctor's note looks fake to me but i have no way of proving it

white compsci graduates can and will reinvent phrenology and call it machine learning

if flubber is so good why didn't he have a son called "son of fl-

im the one who makes the rota for cleaning out :lemon_dog: 's hutch and that's why my name mysteriously doesn't appear on there

@geesehoward what dumbass things have you been up to flowless. i just bought some pogs online

im doing progressively stupider and stupider things in an attempt to feel something

all my animal crossing animals are italian-american

this smash mouth cover of a steely dan song needs to be enjoyed beyond the OnlyDans discord server

youtube.com/watch?v=cuu5PkcbKd

who's the rhodes player in smash mouth. which member of smash mouth does that smokin hot organ solo. the rap break. incredible

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