reese wetherspoons @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
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don't you wanna get yacht rocked by me
33, london
Joined Oct 2018
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i refuse to compartmentalise myself online. if you follow me on here its gonna be the same insufferable deal as on every other account. my way, or the bitch way. what do you say,shitguts
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the fiscal year of the rat
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I've gotten this far in life without knowing what a "saving throw" is and I intend to keep it that way
@Shrigglepuss it’s taking some doing but i’m sure i’ll get there
@swampwitch69 backwards uterus gang
@Shrigglepuss not sure if this comma is real
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This comma is for @pisscotheque only: ,
@braveasanoun i couldn’t tell because i am an unfashionable old bitch!! something current and popular i think
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just invented diesel fuel
@dirt ah, you see... fooled me again
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@pisscotheque amy,,,,,, im sorry.
judging you all for your misplaced punctuation that is actually just dirt on my screen
@alex the local community centre is opposite my flat. i think they're just cutting a demo while they wait for it to open
they sound amazing im speechless. im witnessing greatness
all right it has organised several smaller children into a rhythm section
there's like a 7 year old child outside my window absolutely belting out the tunes
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there is zero difference between a boy bird and a girl bird. 100% the same.
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The UK Weirdo Who Invented Beans On Toast: Sure, why not, this makes sense, who gives a shit
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an egg for everyone
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Hatching an escape plan with the other husbands as we wait outside the changing rooms for our beloved bitch wives
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don't you wanna get yacht rocked by me
33, london
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