fleetwood snac @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

@dockers my god our parents treated that decade as an excuse to take some astounding liberties

@dockers
no!! was that a thing? i never had anythin from c&a cos my mum dressed me like fuckin milly molly mandy by way of bhs until i was 12 years old

i recently had to explain to my little sister what C&A was, which caused my whole body to ossify instantly

my idea of romance and luxury is everything i ever saw in a tv commercial in the year 1993. i want to be proposed to in a pine shaker kitchen while immaculately clad in the latest fashions from C&A

they probably just knew if they mentioned within my earshot that there was a new sculpture trail, i would start going apeshit and trash the house

my parents went on a sculpture trail without me because they stopped loving me

@bryn

@gayalien i had a pretty good day queen! i hope your deliverering goes well today!!

@goblin we’re a pair of big rufty-tufty boys... and we’re straight