spanker the old horse @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

it’s christime you fucker’s...

assembling a sort of Poster's Codex

HOO HA HEE HEE HOOTY HONK YEE HAW

fao @LuigiEsq this is your final warning

tryin un new colour

"fountain"

oh, mate

i am sorry but i am enjoying some autumn fashion currently

we lost a lot of precious things in the knzk tragedy of 2019 but i am especially upset today that i can't boost this

LOOK AT THIS

it looks like this

(eye contact)

i take this responsibility very seriously

if sainsburys demands that i complete a survey about their mince pie packaging to earn my nectar points, they can bear the brunt of my real and full opinion

madam: what

cw: drawn nudity

yeah yeah i know but come on

so excited to be back in #england

Shut da Fuck Up

ive arrived at old man town

yougov asking the real questions today

i keep a generic packing list for international trips but i’ve got a feeling some of this is never going to become relevant again