garden centrist @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

get out of my sight

scary

i am going to live inside the christmas tree

my dad, who swore to god he would never have a cat in the house, in a tale as old as time

got a yarn bowl for christmas. there is an incredible amount of peace and order in my life right now

me watching a fly getting closer to my food

i’m sure he’d say something if this was offensive, right

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oh, worm???

it quite simply wouldn’t be christmas without her

dreams can come true (if your dreams are boring)

i love having to click this box, it reminds me of how absolutely haggard im feeling

ah yes, my favourite christmas carol: o come, okami manual

what’s up lads i fucked up my entire skeleton by turning my head gently to the side this morning

i love to use my email address to sign up for various services

i've just had to see this image of a gay times magazine cover from 1997 and now so do you

joe has to make a lot of "graphics" for his job and some of the stuff that gets abandoned at the concept stage is simply exquisite

why doesn’t everywhere sell romanesco it’s so fun. alien broccoli

feel like pure shit just want her back