taxidermy 

ah they’ve closed off the top floor so they can hoover the puke off the antelopes i guess

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taxidermy 

tropical birds with opulent jewel-like plumage love to be called something like “the shit-assed failbeak”

eye contact 

seems like everywhere i go now has one of these things. what is it 🤷

this is probably everything you could wish to know about it. the facts. the truth

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eeh eeh eeaargh eeuuh ech ehchch earcgh ack gaghchc cough cough cough cough horrible coughing for hundreds of years

political correctness has taken so much from us… lms you f you remember the Dog Piss Zone 😤😔

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