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hmmmMMMMMM

buying one of these decals for every room of my house

@ my crushes

happy valentines day, please enjoy this folder full of vintage valentines depicting hot dogs engaging in various stages of foreplay and intercourse that i have on my work computer for some reason

HAHAHAAH WHO

suck it, #luke and #hanny

I HAVE RECEIVED THE PAPERY MOTHERLODE

-ITNA -ITNA -ITNA
VIM VOM VIM

literally no one:

100000 churches at 9am:

i feel boring and stupid right now so instead of a joke here is a sock WIP

hmm

i ask myself this every day

wrapping my dick and balls in velcro so that if they swing too errantly i can simply catch them using one of these

unearthed a PRETTY EPIC HAUL from the bottom of my desk drawer

i’ve awoken into my psychic powers

mfw my lord takes me for a sponge

owo

well,

just tryna stay cosy in this poorly-lit wasteland

time to get