caterpillar 

meanwhile the son who graced us the other day is chonking up nicely

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air quality, lockdown, health, smoking 

i downloaded the shit i smoke app after someone mentioned it on here about 2 years ago. it shows you how many cigarettes you would have to smoke daily to inhale the same amount of pollutant you breathe in just from living in a built up area. i think 2 years ago it showed 6 cigarettes per day for my local area. now it’s uhhh

having been imprisoned for six hours under a glass, the worm is pissed off but undefeated

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covid adjacent, gamer adjacent 

only 29.99 for the Gamer Face Mask

food 

pom bears have belly buttons, and that means they give birth

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