mars is 300 miles away from earth... :0 that’s almost as far away as scotland... were so insignificant in this majestic universe

cat, parent 

my dad, who swore to god he would never have a cat in the house, in a tale as old as time

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites