helena bottom carter @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

fun find at the charity shop today

ah they’ve closed off the top floor so they can hoover the puke off the antelopes i guess

tropical birds with opulent jewel-like plumage love to be called something like “the shit-assed failbeak”

new type of henge just dropped

your majesty is so graceful!!! so refined!!!!

little baby princeling upon his throne

no =_=

seems like everywhere i go now has one of these things. what is it 🤷

examining a friend’s bookshelves

this is probably everything you could wish to know about it. the facts. the truth

eeh eeh eeaargh eeuuh ech ehchch earcgh ack gaghchc cough cough cough cough horrible coughing for hundreds of years

fuck you. fuck yuo

AAAA!! BATTLE CATERPILLAR!!!

so this is it… the statue of limitations… 😮 #wow

hhere you go. egg hav e egg

food

political correctness has taken so much from us… lms you f you remember the Dog Piss Zone 😤😔

me today