the 60 year old homestuck @pisscotheque@godforsaken.website

server messaging brotocol????? for the fellas????? D:

look at that wagon

hmm

i’m taking my friendships with these chumps to the next level

yer bin's a papist

made thos cinnamon wurgles 😌

hmm

then i run to the 2nd arrondissement
the zone on the bank of the seine

mars is 300 miles away from earth... :0 that’s almost as far away as scotland... were so insignificant in this majestic universe

a young fellow appears

PLEASE, DO NOT BEND. PLEASE

oh god

young people today will never understand the connection between these two objects

i can cook i stg

me approving the #HappyBirthdayEllenDeGeneres hashtag in the admin control panel

get out of my sight

scary

i am going to live inside the christmas tree

my dad, who swore to god he would never have a cat in the house, in a tale as old as time